Self-Referential Sentences

After reading some self-referring sentences over at Evans A Criswell's nice websuite, I decided to sit down and write a few(a few!?) of my own... and there are some which are donated by the pineal glands of some of my friends, too. These are noted with a dash (*)
  1. Warning : this sentence needs no warning.
  2. Disclaimer : this sentence needs no disclaimer.
  3. Be aware that this sentence is unaware that you are aware of it
  4. Can sentences think ? Don't ask me, I'm just a sentence and I don't know.
  5. Please say "How do you say," in French and then say "How do you say," in English and then say "in English," in French.
  6. This sentence is nearly over.
  7. This sentence does not refer to itself, and in not referring to itself, it refers to itself.
  8. Moving the subject of a sentence to its end can be "fun."
  9. When I get back, let me be front with you.
  10. Does this sentence remind you of a memory?
  11. Sentence incomplete
  12. Time is relative, you will always outlive them.
  13. The beginning of this sentence is.
  14. If rules were meant to be broken, then why make them?
  15. How do you say, "How do you say," in English?
  16. These sentences have been sentenced to death.
  17. This word is backwards : "racecar".
  18. Have you ever wondered about wondering about this sentence?
  19. I am not sane! *
  20. If this sentence is false, would that be true?
  21. If the square root of 5 is 2.2360649798, who are you?*
  22. Why are you reading this sentence when you could be reading the next one?
  23. Why are you reading this sentence when you could vbe reading the last one?
  24. If a frisbee golfer fell in the middle of the woods, would he be a retard for hitting himself on the rebound with a frisbee?
  25. I have something uninteresting to say in this sentence.
  26. Nothing is the subject of this sentence.
  27. "This," is not a sentence but merely a word in quotations, followed by other words, which are not in quotations.
  28. Take my advice and ignore any advice I give.
  29. No karma is good karma.
  30. There are 7 e's in this sentence part; but only two in "seven".
  31. This sentence does not explain itself.
  32. This sentence is not a pipe.
  33. This sentence explains itself: a thing referring to itself.
  34. If nothing is true would this sentence still be false.
  35. If the epitome of truth were lying, would I still be telling you this?
  36. Yes, I just did what you thought I did, because you beleive in what you wanted to see.
  37. "Did i forget to put quotes at the end of this sentence?
  38. At the end of this sentence is the word "this." **
  39. The title of this sentence is: "The Title of this Sentence Is."
  40. A can't be the subject of this sentence.**
  41. Please let the preposition in.
  42. Don't end your sentences with a preposit in.**
  43. This sentence is not a sentence because it does not end.
  44. There is an article in this sentence and there is one conjunction, too.**
  45. When asked why this sentence couldn't remember, it replied, "I forget."
  46. Is the purpose of this sentence to ask a question. **
  47. No, this sentence is not negative **
  48. I am nothing if not a nihilist.
  49. I don't know what "I don't know what" means.
  50. Think about this sentence making you think. **
  51. Does it anger you that this sentence's purpose is to make you mad? **
  52. Are you happy that this sentence is sad? How mean of you!
  53. If you didn't beleive this imaginary sentence existed, would it disappear?
  54. This sentence used to be in Japanese, but I forgot how to translate it.
  55. Why am I asking you a question?
  56. I can't remember why I forget things.
  57. What are the three dots at the end of a sentence called...
  58. Why does this sentence end in a question mark?**
  59. Do you question that this is not an interrogative sentence?
  60. There are no quotations in "this" sentence.
  61. I'm ending this sentence with an exclamation point, and you can't stop me an exclamation point. **
  62. The end of this sentence is the same as the.
  63. If knowing is 1/2 the battle then what is the other 1/2?
  64. I can't finish writing thi **
  65. The beginning of this sentence is "the beginning of this sentence is," and the end is, too.
  66. This sentence will make you read.**
  67. You cannot avoid reading this sentence.
  68. Backwards written was sentence this. **
  69. I am looking over your shoulder when you are not reading this sentence.
  70. This sentence is paranoid because it thinks you are reading it.
  71. Danger : this sentence is not dangerous.
  72. Do not read this sentence.
  73. I have never readed a english book.
  74. There is no sentence in this sentence.
  75. Have you ever read this sentence about deja vu before?
  76. While this sentence distracts you, the other sentences are plotting your downfall. **
  77. You cannot read this sentence because it is in secret code.
  78. This sentence is moving at the speed at which you are reading it.
  79. If you can read this sentence, you must be blind.
  80. No two equals are the same.
  81. For all you know, this sentence could be a dadaist sentence.
  82. Is not this pipe a surrealist sentence?
  83. spouting non sequitur
  84. The words "non sequitur" alone, by themself are a non sequitur.
  85. Dead men can't drive cars. They take the bus.
  86. This sentence, bieng surreal as it is, is not a surrealist sentence.
  87. To understand this sentence, you must not read it.
  88. This is the description of an invisible sentence that a mime once told me.
  89. This sentence does not beleive in it's own existence.
  90. This sentence says several different things at once.
  91. This sentence has been waiting desperately for you to read it.
  92. This sentence has more than one meaning meaning.
  93. The only thing I have to say about this sentence is that I will never say anything about this sentence.
  94. If this sentence were never written, would you exist?
  95. The meaning of this sentence is hidden - whoops, there it is in the second word.
  96. If i were telepathic, you would be thinking this sentence.
  97. This sentence is made of words and letters, because if it weren't it would probably be a UPC code.
  98. This is a scratch and sniff sentence. (yummy, banana!)
  99. The meaning of this sentence was hidden in a sentence about 34 sentences ago.
  100. (This sentence is not important because it is in parentheses)
  101. When I put the period at the end of this sentence it will be over.
  102. This sentence is not a paradox because it is paradoxial.
  103. If this sentence commited suicide >|<
  104. This not in sentence is order.
  105. In this chaos total is sentence a means nothing much.
  106. This sentence is forwards
  107. I am sick of writing this sentence, so I think I'll work on another one.
  108. I forgot to write this sentence down, so this one is pretty much from my memory of how it used to be.
  109. No, this is not a negative sentence.


    * This sentence was writtten by the Allmighty and Powerful Wooka.(a_p_wooka@hotmail.com)
    ** This sentence was written by the lovealbe cuddly Pancho Villa. (jlewis@airnet.net)

    Submissions kindly accepted. PLease email Molar Mountre your self-referential sentences. Be sure to include that as you subject line, as well...

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