BEN'S PARTY written by Jack Davis

(To The Tune of "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega)

I am sitting at Ben's Party
at his shared pad in La Jolla
I am reaching for my wallet,
hand Annette some more payolla. and I see that there's a pizza Man, that sounds like really good now
Oh but wait - that's not a pizza, there's the stripper in disguise

(ANNOYING CHORUS)
doo, doo, doo, doo
doo, doo, doo, doo
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
doo, doo, doo, doo
doo, doo, doo, doo
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

She is dancing, Ben is watching but he sees like three of her there.  Brian's tipping, Tony's licking but he says that he's seen better.
Actually, I think we all have
As we find there's too much of her and the moment we hear her voice many think that she's a man.

(repeat annoying chorus)

I turn away in converstion
getting tired of the he-she
I turn back in sheer amazement Daffany, whatchu doin?!?

Well the kissing girls are done now Becca's talking with the stripper

Asking where she bought her clothes from Becca just shopped for her man.

(repeat annoying chorus)

There's a strobe light on the dance floor; Party people start to head out.

Jewish jokes and lighting smokes now and s oon enough it's time for South Park... Something smells bad from the right room

Maybe ten shots was too much there and there's snoring in the left room... what you hear is not a plane

(repeat annoying chorus)

I am woke up in the morning
Cause it's time to go to Dennys, I give my order off the menu, to our waiter who is gay, And while I say more power to him, As for me, I stick to women, Get back home, hop on the channel
til it's party time again.

(annoying chorus repeats over and over)