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Rating: PG ~ short one.

Her eyesight must be failing, she wondered with sheer astonishment. The top of the huge holographic fake cake popped off and out came a half naked man. He wore only a black cowboy hat and a tight pair of blue jeans that seemed second skin across those shapely thighs.

"Oh my!" gasped Kathryn, as the tall blonde Adonis grooved and danced towards her. His rippled abdominal and arms had her nearly cross eyed. The man's face was beyond handsome with a mouth full of gorgeous teeth framed by a golden goatee.

From the Captain's side a low feminine growl was heard from B'Elanna as the drool puddled beneath her. "Who needs Tom Paris?" she growled aloud.

"This is what's known as a "Brad Pitt bachelorette" party. From late in the 20th century. Congratulations Captain!" Yelled out Samantha Wildman, her eyes were stuck onto the man's gorgeous blue eyes and that lady killer smile.

He turned and presented his tight ass to the group before doing some booty shaking. As the music picked up pace so did his hips and moves. Meows and cat calls filled the room.

Kathryn was still transfixed. "I wonder if I can make Chakotay wear spurs and that hat."

The end.