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LOBSTA Preferred Nickname K-Lube, cause i'm smooth and i keep it wet. or Calebyte. Home Region of United States Denver, CO Spirit Animal what am i a fucking indian? Choice of Superpower USSR Church/Religion Order of the Dirt Pig Favorite Candy i really hate french movies. did you ever see that movie called Brotherhood of the Wolf? what a piece of heavily sauced shit. way to go Drew. This movie is like a bad mix of Last of the Mohicans, Gladiator, Predator, and Dracula and then it stars a bunch of damned frenchmen who think prancing around like a bunch of wig-wearing homos makes for good cinema. It was like a french version of Renegade. poorly acted, poorly directed, uninteresting, and full of scene after scene of predictable Conan-like swordplay. god, no wonder germany goes nuts every once in a while and ransacks France. it's like that feeling we all got when gay kyle used to dress up in drag and dance around in the parking lot. there's only so much Sir Prancing Grab-Ass you can take before you go nuts. wretch, heave, puke puke puke. wretch, heave, puke puke puke. I mean, i don't mean to cry like a one-armed frenchman or anything, but save yourself the trouble of seeing this thing and go to bed snug in your assurance that nothing good ever came out of france. ever. Rock, Paper or Scissors rock. rocks, in fact, for throwing at Israelis. |