Meanderings Archived

06/30/06 - 08/16/06



08/16/06 10:10pm

The Matador

The Matador (2005)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Has such promise but peters out in the end. Every movie I've seen recently with a runtime of 1:30 has dragged on way too long. Gets hardy har at the end. Pierce Brosnan was great but couldn't carry it far enough. Oh wells.

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08/10/06 10:09pm

V for Vendetta

V for Vendetta (2005)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Pretty decent. There's some cheesy moments, some bits are fairly predictable, but altogether enjoyable. As for the torture bit, I can't decide whether it's bad that I laughed out loud at the reveal. Hard balls. You just have to see it to know what I'm talking about.

John Hurt, what can I say, if he doesn't have an alien coming out of his chest, I just can't buy his shakey, ragey old geezer act. I was reading about his first role, on the Britishe TVe programme Z-Cars, and I must say, the chap that wrote the main review sounds like a delightful fellow. Hugo Weaving - check his fucking beard out. Now that's a beard. Classic Garibaldi.

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07/30/06 10:05pm

The Island

The Island (2005)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Fake Accent McGregor and Scarlett Johotness. Starts out fairly well but turns to shite and drags on for way too long. Total ripoff of Parts: The Clonus Horror, which I only know from MST3K. The Clonus guys filed suit against the Island guys, but I don't know what came to pass. I assume absolutely bollocks, cause it's out on DVD like nothing happened.

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07/29/06 10:13pm


Wraith Prevention

Behold the new Wraithlord. To coincide with the new Eldar codex supposedly coming out in November... I'll have more to say about this later I guess. Here's a match between myself and Mack from a while back.

Holy shit, check out this clip from the Henry Rollins Show of Thom Yorke. Bad ass. I could not have envisioned that song on a single guitar. Hell, I could not have envisioned Thom Yorke even playing the guitar. Here's him, Nigel and J Greenwood performing another song. It's incredible to see it as a live performance. Such a good album. From there I linked into this clip from the Andy Dick show, where Andy plays Thom Yorke as a MTV dream date. The bowling is the best part.

More YouTube: an amusing clip from Robot Chicken concerning the Emperor. And subtitle humor.

Playing catchup to Nasrallah's gambit. I'm reading Exodus by Leon Uris right now, not the Biblical book but a novel, about a ship carrying Jewish refugees to Palestine, trying to thwart a British blockade. Very interesting. I saw today some Paula Zahn clip they're playing on CNN about how some are concerned that the current whathaveyou is a signal for the apocalypse. An eye-opening special, on the next Paula Zahn. Thanks but no thanks, Paula, I'll just keep mine shut. You are a total hack.

Jason Molina is no hack. The new "vinyl-only" Let Me Go, Let Me Go, Let Me Go is great, many of the songs remind me of great Will Oldham tunes, its a great album.

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07/29/06 8:03am


Your results:
You are James T. Kirk (Captain)
James T. Kirk (Captain)
60%
Jean-Luc Picard
55%
Worf
55%
Chekov
50%
Beverly Crusher
50%
Will Riker
50%
Geordi LaForge
45%
Deanna Troi
45%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
45%
Spock
44%
Data
41%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
40%
Uhura
40%
Mr. Sulu
35%
Mr. Scott
15%
You are often exaggerated and over-the-top
in your speech and expressions.
You are a romantic at heart and a natural leader.
Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz...

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07/26/06 11:14pm

The Ice Harvest

The Ice Harvest (2005)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Not too thrilling. Watch if you're in the mood to feel especially clever. All the twists are given away early by poor acting on all counts. Like an drunk, unfunny Grosse Pointe Blank. Thornton's character is watchable, mainly because he's somewhat more aloof than he's been in past roles and it's an interesting change. Otherwise most of the jokes are drawn out too long. I will say that the outdoor scenes did make me feel really cold.

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07/24/06 6:04pm


Everyone Knows Major Tom Is A Junkie

This sounds totally ridiculous, but I think the most powerful moment in Zoolander is when Bowie steps on stage and offers his services as a highly qualified walk-off judge. Listening to Low and Heroes for the first time in their entirity, I can finally, without any reservation, affirm those qualifications. David Fucking Bowie. If you're talking pure outerwordly style, he's done that; it's already been done. Where was I when the memo went out about the ambient second halves of these albums? Damn incredible. I'm feeling like a dumbshit for not digging through this stuff already.

Low I heard first - Took me a second to move past the Bowie I knew from the more familiar singles, the songs are detectably different, more experimental but still hits all the same. My favorite is "Sound and Vision"... that hissing percussion just laying right up there underneath that insanely catchy riff, the funky ass bass, the slow build to the ultra deep vocals, just genius. So so so ahead of its time. I also love that recurring descending tone in "Speed of Life," the crashing piano on "Be My Wife," and the weird synth breaks on "A New Career In A New Town." Great record. "Breaking Glass?" This guy is so ridiculously funky.

"Heroes" was recommended as an immediate follow-up to Low by our man in the field, Wilmo. Sure enough, it's a everlovin' slam-dunk. The titular song is a classic, and I never realized how patient he is to get to the higher, more dramatic vocals. But when that second half comes in and he starts really getting into it, awesome. "Neuköln" is another favorite, great instrumental, I can't believe this record came out in 1977.

I threw Hunky Dory in there to recommend that album as well; I've been listening to that one for much longer. All great songs. My current favorite is "The Bewlay Brothers," especially the second version that comes on the enhanced version where you can pick up all the quiet background studio noise. Ohhh, we were gone... hanging out with your dwarfman! Such a great chorus when the instruments just drop out... excellent.

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07/23/06 12:55am

A Scanner Darkly

A Scanner Darkly (2006)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Finally a good movie - it's been sooo long. Watching it is just the beginning, for me the magic of the story is how it was still assembling itself in my head for hours afterward. Little connections, things that I had admittedly forgotten from the more slow sequences where the (seemingly) meaningless drug-crazed dialogue plows on relentlessly for ten minutes at a time. The visuals are great, especially the scannersuits. Makes Waking Life graphics seem old and amateur. When it comes down to it I'd much rather watch this one again than, say, Traffic. And I really like Traffic.

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07/22/06 8:44am

Aeon Flux

Æon Flux (2005)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Æctually quite decent. The best of this little chick/action movie trilogy we had going recently. Sexy technopunk ninja shenanigans meets genetics ethics. Whathaveyou. Worth a watch if you liked the series.

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07/22/06 8:33am

Ultraviolet

Ultraviolet (2006)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Fuuucking terrible. Be prepared to wipe your eyes through the whole movie, not because it evokes any real emotion, but because the washed out CG makes you think you have watery eye boogers. Fisher Price My First Minority Report. No plot, the dialogue is atrocious, Milla is either a crappy actress now or the writing just slaughtered her abilities... just a dumper through and through.

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07/22/06 8:29am

Underworld: Evolution

Underworld: Evolution (2006)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: The best part about this series, apart from leather Beckinsale bottom, is the selection of names: Corvinus, Marcus, Lucian, Viktor, etc. Every syllable of every name has a razor edge capable of bisecting the tongue if you say it too fast. For plotlines for this sequel, they scavenged seemingly random details from the first and gave them new, mostly preposterous significance. The ridiculous hybridization gimmick, what the fuck, you’d have to draw out one hell of a punnit square to figure out that shit. But then all a vampire has to do is drink some werewolf blood and he’s a gigantic demon – or did I get that wrong? Who knows. Eh. And the whole drawn out encounter with the forefather of all immortals, played by Derek Jacobi (great vampire name, tho) is just wheels spinning. Meh.

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07/19/06 5:47pm


Something Fucking Stinks (To High Hell)

Had to capture this little gem before the end of the newsday. Course they'll probably milk it for as long as they can.

Mr. Bilkins (a.k.a. the Bilker) "All right, things are stagnating. We need something quick here, people, something that just rolls off Wolf and Paula's tongues like 2001 vintage Evian. What? Yeah, they special order that shit. You turds didn't know that? Keeps em grounded in what will only be the most important year of the century. Anyway, what's the tag here, folks. Come on, who wants to go home with Ben tonight?" *pats $100 bill peeking out of front shirt pocket*
Gretchin: (a.k.a. Hottie): "Deadly Deja-vu?"
Scotty (a.k.a. Scotty Boy): "Bush to Hezbollah: Stop Doing This Shit. Pretty please?"
Todd: (a.k.a. Shooter) "I'm thinking Harrey Carrey here - how about "Jews win, jews win!"
Sarah (a.k.a. Brainy Smurf): "Lehitraot, Shalom!"
Mr. Bilkins: "No, no, ALL that shit is old hat. Hackery. Bush-league. Bush! Come on now, if this headline was a hollywood film it would sweep the Oscars by being as cheap and manipulatively dramatic as possible... think Mystic River. Think Crash. Know your target here, people. John, you haven't offered us anything. Come on now. Gimme the best you got."
John (a.k.a. Iceman): "Three little words, Mr. Bilkins. Bombs. And. Tears. Two things, both dropping in the region right now. I'm sorry, but that's all I have."
Mr. Bilkins: "John. Come give Senor Franklin a kiss. I love it. Shiela, get it done. Put it up immediately. My authority."
John: "Ow! Drinks on the muthafucking Iceman! Let's go get wasted!"

The End

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07/12/06 5:16pm


Pitchfack

Hot damn, I think this will be the third or fourth music Meandering of 2006! That "best of" list will be much easier this year. I'll start with a 2001 sleeper (for me):

I'm almost positive Slow Jam Tony told me about Nathaniel Merriweather presents... Lovage - Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By back in the day. This is a great record, I just happened to hear "Stroker Ace" on the way home in traffic today and it definitely pulled me in. Awesome. As for Mike Patton, not usually a fan but he plays his part well on his songs. A lot of these remind me of old Poe from back in the day... Real sexed up lounge shit all mixed up with great plates and spinnage from DtA. Yikes.

6.6 most definitely does not do The Eraser justice. Don't get all wound up in the hype, this is a very enjoyable electronica record, for gods sake featuring Thom Yorke on vocals. The songs are great. Creative stuff. So its grey. Some times shit is grey! It's a keeper.

I need to reiterate the quality involved in the latest Built to Spill: You in Reverse. Excellence. Most likely #1.

Some Emo's shows coming up I plan on attending (hopefully):
  • Sunday July 16 - The Black Angels
  • Thursday July 20 - Midlake
  • Tuesday August 15 - The Sword... and BLACKHOLICUS? Fuck yeah! This one will be good...

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06/30/06 5:36pm

syriana

Syriana (2005)

Steve Buscemi A Japanese "Cammy" Cosplayer
John Steinbeck Satan

Furthermore: Four sheisses, maybe that's extreme, but I'm trying from now on to sheisse any movie I can't finish. We even stretched it over two evenings to begin with. First of all, everyone is whispering in this movie and that shit gets real old. Second, Matt Damon. Third, just plain old boring. Now, I wasn't looking for True Lies 2, I don't necessarily need a bunch of action all the time - but shit still has to be fucking interesting! Instead it's just another one of these dopey parallel threads that come together in the end stories, just like Crash or Traffic. Another example might be Pulp Fiction, except Q.T. at least knew what the fuck he was doing. I could go on, long story short, fucking yawn. Keep your head below the smug.

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06/30/06 7:34am


Almost Cut My Hair

CNNsanityyyyy
  • Grease That Axl - Axl Rose, please please please, pretty fucking please, use your teeth for something more useful, like biting those nappy braids off your stupid dead-flesh head.
  • Flag Flambe - Perfect that the file photo they dug up for this one was from 2001 inauguration day. It wasn't pertinent then, and it sure isn't now. BAAAAAAAH!
  • Bring Back Games for Loose Change - Darfur is dying? I'm dying - of boredom. Until you can give me Oregon Trail 2006: Operation Buffalo Massacre, I'm just not interested.
  • Stephanieeee - Love their w.c. - "captured." I hope Ally Sheedy is ok. No disassemble!
  • Hi. I'm A Dipshit. - Liberal senators don't give a hoot about the traditional family? The traditional family doesn't give a hoot about the traditional family! 74% of the entire US population gets divorced every year! [Pardon me. 43% is the right number. I was reading the wrong section. I think my point still stands.]But Lord help us if we let the fayolas get their crook'd talons on such a sacred institution. If we turn'd away from His guiding grace and wisdom, why he'd just abandon us to suffer and die in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Fuckin sign me up, I love Omega Man.
  • Hear it! - Hey, at least there's SOME good news this week. Praise be.

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