Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without.

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car. Unknown

 But if you build your life on dreams it’s prudent to recall—a man with moonlight in his hands has nothing there at all. -Don Quixote

What’s enough love? A little more than anyone ever gets. -Charly

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your hearts desire. The other is to get it. -Shaw

Don’t waste your youth growing up. -Laotzu?

 When I was young, I could remember anything—whether it happened or not. -Mark Twain

If you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. -Nietzshe

 Like—what’s the point of poetry when you can like, uh—talk? -Jon Speigal

 It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. -J. A.Holmes

 Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -Picasso

 Physicists define stress as force per unit area. The rest of humanity defines stress as physics. -Unknown

Engineering: "How will this work?"
Science: "Why will this work?"
Management: "When will this work?"
Liberal Arts: "Do you want fries with that?"
-Unknown

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. -Unknown

 Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it. -Soren Kierkegaard

 Life: nobody gets out alive. -J.Q. Delegano

 A path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you…Look at every path closely and deliberately, try it as many times as you think necessary. Then ask yourself alone, one question…Does this path have a heart? If it does, the path is good; if it doesn’t it is of no use. -Carlos Castaneda, The Teachings of Don Juan

 Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

-Oscar Wilde

I go by many names, under many skies, doing many things, yet am always at the same place. I eat up its power, reveling in anguish. I love, I lie, I am only a human. This is my life; no trespassing, please. -The Lord Greycloak of Raven’s Hill

 If God had meant for us to be naked, we’d have been born that way. -Mark Twain

 I think that if there is a god, he doesn’t exist in you or in me, but in the space in between. -Before Sunrise

 Religion is the opiate of the masses. -Marx

 You cannot find yourself, only create yourself. -Anne Sekel

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams. -John Barrymore

 Man is the only creature that has the ability to blush, or the need. -Mark Twain

 NEXT FOUR ARE ALBERT EINSTEIN’S

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.

…one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one’s own ever-shifting desires.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

I do not know with what weapons WW3 will be fought, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory. -Paul Fix

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -Jules de Gaultier

 I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from him. -Galileo Galilei

 Silence is argument carried out by other means. -Guevara

 The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused. -Unknown

 An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it. -James Michener

 Thinking is the soul talking to itself. -Plato

 Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -TomLin

 I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. -Unknown

 Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. -Benet

 Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -Hector Berlioz

 Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. -Jean de la Bruyere

 After I’m dead, I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. -Marcus Porcius Cato

 We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -Phyllis Diller

Reality is merely and illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein

 Millions long for immortality but do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -Susan Ertz

 I’m gonna live forever, or die trying. -Joseph Heller (Catch-22)

 Drive slow and enjoy the scenery—drive fast and join the scenery. -Doug Horton

 Some men are alive simply because it’s against the law to kill them. -Ed Howe

 Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. -Aldous Huxley

 If we catch a glimpse of freedom, we wish to possess it; if we catch a glimpse of death, we want nothing to do with it. One we cannot have, the other we cannot avoid. -Jeremy Preston Johnson

 My interest is in the future because I’m going to spend the rest of my life there. -Charles F. Kettering

 What sane person could live in the world and not be crazy? -Ursula K. LeGuin

 We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from it. -William Osler

 A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is statistics. -Josef Stalin

 God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -Voltaire

 If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. -Earl Wilson

 It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. -Emiliano Zapata

 Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children. -Unknown

 Death is God’s way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. -Unknown

 Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. -Unknown

 NEXT FIVE ARE UNKNOWN AUTHORS

Don’t worry over what other people are thinking about you. They’re too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Life is a fatal, sexually transmitted disease.

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

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When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. -Unknown (Indian Proverb.)

 My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right. -Ashleigh Brilliant

 I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -A. Whitney Brown

 Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. -Samuel Butler

 An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. -Simon Cameron

 We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? -Jean Cocteau

 In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king…and the one-eyed man with the high heels and the feather boa is queen.

-Dr. Squid

 I am free from all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. -W.C. Fields

 Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. -W.C. Fields

 I don’t want any ‘yes-men’ around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. -Samuel Goldwyn

 One nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people. -Lucille. S. Harper

 The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. -Adolf Hitler

 Be your own hero, it’s cheaper than a movie ticket. -Doug Horton

 Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others. -Doug Horton

 Smile, it’s better than a poke in the eye. -Doug Horton

 Smile, it’s free therapy. -Doug Horton

 Be polite to all, but intimate with few. -Thomas Jefferson

 Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.

-Mary Ellen Kelly

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -John F. Kennedy

 I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. -Groucho Marx

 Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He’ll come in handy if you run out of food. -Dean McLaughlin

 I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say. -Marshall McLuhan

 Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking. -Henry Louis Mencken

 Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -Mother Teresa

 Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head. -Unknown

 It is easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them. -Alfred Adler

 Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. -Ambrose Bierce

 Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. -Ambrose Bierce

 A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child. -Unknown

 Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. -Unknown

 If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you? -Unknown

 Love your enemies: they’ll go crazy trying to figure out what you’re up to -Unknown

 The sum of mans problems come from his inability to sit alone in a silent room. -Pascal

 Blessed is he, who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving evidence to the fact. -George Elliot

 There are two important secrets to life; the first is to never tell everything at once. -Venturray

 Progress always involves risk. You can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first. -Unknown

 You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person. -Yiddish Proverb

 The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt. -Unknown