"I was gonna jack off to this picture of a woman sitting on a rock by a
stream with her large right breast pressed against her right thigh and
looking back at the camera  with a mischievious tight-lipped smile, but..
it's just not sexy enough.  Besides, I'd wear myself out over a 1 inch
celluloid phantom that would send my mind reeling in an orgastic fantasy of
wanton unrestrained sex that would only serve us both too well. The sheer
animal ferocity of a rock hard fuck and the blissful aftermath of being
totally spent by its whirling limb free-for-all is something that I have to
have right the fuck now.  See ya......."