These are actual case notes from a call in Windows Tech Support. Apparently it was his last day, and he had lost his drive for professionalism.
Comment Type Subject
Locked Up During Installation Notes <-- Random Energy Blast # 420 --> The Program continues to defy Doom's will, for this it will be punished! Doom will now restart the world! The program had partially obeyed Doom, explorer seems to have been at least partially installed. Doom will force it to try again, and this time it had better please Doom. Doom wishes to return to Latveria, this feeble planet and it's problems are no concern of Doom's. DOOM Triumphs over ALL! Again it defies ME!!! ARRRGH!!! It is time to Blast this computer. <-- Random Energy Mega-Blast # 187 --> Doom commands you to work! ** VERIFIED CUSTOMER HAS CDROM OR CABS ** Control Panel; Add/Remove Programs; Windows Setup; Communications Control Panel; Network Start; Find; Files or Folders 5 winsock.dll's Transferred to Tier II, as per Mentor "XXXXXX"
Comments
Doom has Destroyed such weak programs as this and returned to the desktop.Doom will now restart the program as he has stopped it.
Windows noises annoy Doom verily; in his world such annoyances are not present.
When he takes over the world, he will make it as such in this one..
however Doom only accepts full compliance with his will.
AGH! a virus scanner seeks to invade Doom's domain! It will be punished for it's disobedience!!!
nothing can stop Doom, as he dole's out case numbers with ease!
Invalid password, Doom does not need such trivializations as passwords!
though he will change it anyways
(Picture of Doom smiling, and changing password; single finger poking a very little keyboard, with really big fingers!!)
This is Doom's day to be very nice, do not think it will happen often! :P
Do not continue to defy my will!
Attempting Technomantic interlink with computer to determine the cause of the problem.
(IP address 0.0.0.0)
Making sure all of Doom's subjects are present
A subject is missing (Client for Microsoft Networks)
It will be found, and brought back!
It is being brought downtown in a CAB.
The phone does not listen to DOOM?!?! and does not dial, this computer is trying Dooms patience.
Destroying many programs (call minder, rnapp) that could interfere with his plans
Doom and his loyal subject are trying once again.
The location has deleted itself, it could not survive Doom's wrath!!!
Hired a new underling.
Trying again.
new IP address 0.0.0.0
-- Unchecked Dialup Networking
-- No to Restart
-- Removed all Network Components
-- No to Restart
-- Renamed vip.386 --> vip.eln
-- Renamed vtcp.386 --> vtcp.eln
-- Renamed pppmac.vxd --> pppmac.eln
-- Renamed winsock.dll --> winsock.eln
I recommend checking wsock32.dll and perhaps ws2_32.dll while you're at it there are probably multiple versions of that as well.
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