Here it comes, down the street,
lights-a-flashin', pickin' up meat.
see a car, crashed in a brook,
they'll claim the body, with a hook.
(chorus)
Meat Wagon, Meat Wagon,
it's after you
so just be careful whatcha do...
Don't do nothin' stupid or foolish,
and they won't be, actin' ghoulish.
That guy there, he liked to drag,
now he's in, a body bag.
It's easy for me, when I drive,
55, to stay alive.
(chorus)
And if you go, and rob a store,
they'll scrape you up off the floor.
And if you fight, in the street,
you'll become a piece of meat.
(chorus)
Meat...
Wagon...
Meat...
Wagon...
Meat...
Wagon...
Meat...
Wagon...
Wait, Gimme A Minute To Stop Laughing...
Okay, Let Me See Some More Of This Amateur Garbage.