quote of the moment archive
OOPS! "Joey fucked up!" (well, ok, it was me). Seems when I started "archiving" the updates back in April, I didn't think to save all of the Quote of the Moments (QOTMs) along with the text. Now I feel really retarded, as I decided just now to do away with the text archive in favor of just a QOTM archive (since these are at least entertaining). Although...now that I think about it, did I maybe not have QOTMs for a time??
Hmmm...oh well. It doesn't matter, because now you have the official QOTM ARCHIVE! I actually have found a bunch of old ones, starting from June, 1999 to present. Now you can enjoy all of the sophomoric puns and double-entendres of all my friends~ whenever you want! You're so lucky!
ENJOY!
07.14.02"I think you've played with it enough; there's lots of white stuff coming out"
-Jeff (to Chris, who'd been torturing a bee in the pool)
06.27.02"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"
-Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi (played by Sir Alec Guiness), in STAR WARS
03.01.02 "...if I hadn't smelled you eating yours; now I have to eat mine."
-Robin
10.06.01 "What do American beers have in common with making love in a canoe?"
"They're both fucking close to water."
-Kit
09.26.01"Hey mon...what's with all those bad words...shit...I mean can't you talk betta dan dat?
At least a little betta? Please...fo yo Momma's sake.
Sincerely, Darth...I mean Dad."
-thas ma Da'
08.23.01 "Fuck thst"
-???
07.20.01"Confusion is my co-pilot."
-Tom (and yes, he's had that one on here before)
05.06.01"I'm in menopause, so I can handle this wonderfully"
-Kathy (from werk)
03.06.01"...or they can come to the meeting and give it orally."
-Robin
02.16.01"Are you getting wet right now?"
-Robin
01.07.01 "Positive thoughts bring positive attitude; negative thoughts bring negative attitude, so blow that shit out! It's a must, not a trust."
-the brutha next to me on the bus (who smelled like liquor and was missing his two front teeth)
12.24.00 "What do you want for Christmas, little boy?"
"Some beer, a couple women, and some money!"
-Santa Claus; Ryan Hamler
12.10.00 "You smell like poop"
-Tess
11.30.00 "You didnt update the QOTM tho!! I was disappointed! Ok, not really."
-Rob
11.10.00 "Nod your head to this!"
-Nick Hexum
11.08.00 "Confusion is your co-pilot."
-Tom (years ago)
11.02.00 "You can be punk anywhere. Now quit yer fussin."
-RobZ
10.23.00 "Um, for all the years I've known you, I've NEVER seen your ass!!! "
-Mike
10.19.00 "i wanna jump in the pit. i wanna shove some sweaty punk outta my fukkin space. i wanna stomp on some boots. im anxious. im noxious. im venomous. im stupendous. im outta control."
-ROB
10.16.00 "Your friend Daryl aka Der Man, Wild Child, The Animal, the
Savage, and...Conan wanna be ha ha ha! Take care."
-Daryl
10.06.00 "Playing the hits that today's artists rip off"
-Star 107.9 (Columbus '80s radio station promo)
09.30.00 "Fuck me. I can't think of a good quote of the moment."
-J-tard
09.25.00 "...and my husband-du-jour..."
-Kit
09.19.00 "This sex thing is making me horny"
-Ryan
09.05.00 "Do you want my breast? No? How about my buns?"
-Mrs. H (Jeff & Jodie's grandma at the parish festival)
08.22.00 "I love being wet"
-J (at the pool)
[there were no QOTMs from 04.24.00 thru 08.22.00 (oops!)
04.04.00 "That's so cool, now you have a full set of neicefews too!"
-Rob
[there were no QOTMs from 03.02.00 thru 03.23.00 (oops!)]
02.24.00 "Im sitting here with Mikey. We feel a bit like Beavis and Butthead. Uh uh huhhuh."
-Jana
02.14.00 NO QUOTE - VD2K PAGE INSTEAD
02.10.00 "He couldn't seal a wet envelope."
-Henry
01.19.00 "Fasten your worst- fasten your worst."
-Heavily accented airport employee in Miami, I think she was calling for 'passenger Morse.'
12.14.99 "I haven't done anything since Thursday morning."
"I haven't done anything since October."
-J, Rob
12.06.99 "Dammit! I really need to start writing down good quotes when I hear 'em, so I don't get stuck without one when I'm trying to update!"
-J
11.27.99 "I am J. This is my quote."
-Rob
11.21.99 "That's Rob-tarded"
-Rob
11.14.99 "Every time I see you, you whip that thing out."
-Pete
11.06.99 "...and some girl kept grabbing my dick all night"
-Bob? (OSU)
10.25.99 "I saw front and back midriff."
"Back midriff?"
"Yeah, back midriff--only on guys, it's called 'crack.'"
-Bob (CWRU)
10.19.99 "Hey Joe, there she is at the bar, bending over for ya."
-Bob (from CWRU)
09.30.99 "The Linoleum Falcon"
-Rob
09.24.99 "Save money- do it to yourself every day."
-Scoa
09.22.99 "I choose you j-a-choo"
-Scoa
09.12.99 "BEEF CURTAIN!"
-Jeff (& that girl)
09.08.99 "Chuuu..."
-Rob Z.
08.30.99 "Make her take the stanky rod--shove it in your mouth and close your nose."
-Jeff Pearce
08.25.99 "I create lesbians."
-Scott
08.15.99 "retardedly kewl"
-Rob
08.03.99 " "
-Rob, on silence
07.25.99 "You know what? If you asked someone in a mental hospital if he's crazy, he'd probably say no."
-Jon
07.22.99 "I always have a bunch of alcohol."
-Scoa
06.??.99 "So do you prefer to do it in groups, or one-on-one?"
-Laura
06.??.99 "It's like watching a bunch of apes with typewriters."
-Scotty, on chatrooms
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