One thing that most kids can do well is be funny...at least in their own eyes. Here we want to highlight some eKid Humor and let them have some fun at our expense. Most of the quotes and quips have come straight from the mouths of babes but in a few instances we have imagined what they might have said or done in a situation just to experience their world a little more. Let's see if you can tell the difference!

How about a few riddles to get us started:

• How do you fix a chimp? With a monkey wrench
• Why did the oyster not want to give up his pearl? Cause he was "shell-fish".
• How does a skunk call home? On his "smell-u-lar" phone.
• How do pigs talk? Using swine language
• How do porcipines talk? Using spine language
• What letter of the alphabet has three syllables? W
• Why did the dummy tiptoe quietly past the medicine cabinet? He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills
• Where does the catcher sit for dinner? Behind the plate
• What did the hamburgers name their daughter? Patty
• What keys don't fit a lock? Piano keys
• Where do you put the pillow on a round bed? Under your head
• What microbe can write its own name? PENicillin
• What game is the loneliest of them all? Solitare
• What microbe can write its own name? PENicillin

• Why does the ghost cross the road? To get to "THE OTHER SIDE''
• What is a ghost's favorite fruit? BOOberries.
• When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone.
• Why is a ghost a messy eater? He's always goblin'.
• Where does Count Dracula eat his lunch? In a casketeria.
• What do you call really serious rocks? Gravestones.
• Why did the witch stand in front of an audience? She wanted to give a short screech.
• What is a witch with poison ivy called? An itchy witchy.
• Why was the vampire not working? He was on his coffin break.
• Why was the Zombie so grumpy? He woke up too early in the mourning.
• What does a sorceress wear? A bewitching outfit.

In days gone by, people feared Halloween. They believed that bad spirits walked the earth on that day. To discourage them, they darkened their houses to make them as unwelcome as possible and they put on all manner of frightening dress and rowdily took to the streets to frighten them off.

Children have a great imagination. Some of their minds are capable of very interesting thoughts and ideas. We want to check out a few:

LOOK THESE UP!! Be back soon with these tidbits!!

Sharing laughter and good times is great for the spirit and helps improve child-parent relationships. Have fun with your kids. Check some of our other pages for more good things.
LOVE ALL OF THEM!

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