Memory's Domain
A bit of nonsense collected by the Circle
It’s the end of the world, as we know it….
©'97-'01
Slinky Slinky for fun its a wonderful toy
Put out the light …
You’re crazy Mulder
Define normal Scully
God does not throw dice
Yes he does, they’re just loaded
Puff the magic dragon
Semper absurdius
Light my fire
These precious things
Boy you best pray that I bleed real soon
Looking for a savior
Why do we crucify ourselves?
That black-lunged son of bitch
You must look into the eyes of the potato of Discontent
Crummy- we have no lives
Where are those angels when you need them?
I’ve got the Antichrist yelling at me again
What if I’m a mermaid?
Silent all these years
I am thy spaniel
Examine other beauties
Common kissing carrion
Years go by
Finally there’s nothing left
It’s too easy, easy, easy
Somebody else to understand
Choke on my tears
One more casualty
The sky is falling
To everything there is a season
How’s that thought for you?
I’m a dime a dozen and so are you
O I am Fortune’s fool
Yes for her fan’s the fairer face
This isn’t about Luke Skywalker or his light saber
Screw your courage to the sticking place
He’s here in double trust
My hands are as red as yours are
Where do you want to go today?
If we ruled the world
First my right foot
Mr. St John. just bring your son
These little earthquakes
Here we go again
Doesn’t take much to rip us into pieces
And I hate, And I hate, And I hate..
You’ll never gain weight from a doughnut hole
You say that things change..
Today is the greatest day
Leave no trace
Protect from sin
Do no harm
I take thee
I ain’t no fortunate son
How many roads
How many years
Do the watusi
Nananananananananananana…
One more time
I’ll try anything once
Rock your world
When do you truly grow?
Life sucks
It ain’t me, It ain’t me
Can’t help myself
We were meant to be
Mathematics is the universal language
Waiting for you
Pieces of you
R E S P E C T ..just a little bit
Want of common sense
More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn’t read
They’ll stone you when you’re trying to be good
Everybody must get stoned
The truth is rarely pure and never simple
I want to go home
Drinking all night got into a fight
Hoist up the John B sail
And they’re coming to take me away
All the leaves are brown
Got down on my knees
Knows I’m gonna stay
Smooth operator
And the sky is gray
On a winter’s day
California dreamin’
Stop now what’s that sound
It never is sir
We were purists then
I love him
Snap went the Dragons
And here’s to you Mrs. Robinson
God bless you please
I never gave you aught
They said it was a weather balloon
If you’re going to San Francisco…
Life is an endless line… one step forward two steps back
The world has but one direction and time is its only measure
One of these days I think I’m going to kill you
It keeps you running
And a purpose under Heaven
Fit and seasoned for his passage
Across the bar
Matched with an aged wife
Release the anger
I’ve no regrets
Cannot repentance wipe out an act of folly?
You seem to be displaying signs of triviality
The old-fashioned respect for the young is dying out
Prowl the gutters of Tin Pan Alley
One microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
My city by the lake
Wouldn’t you like to know that zero is also a number?
If you come to San Francisco….
The spirit is the truth
Come full circle to find…
We only come out at night
Sail the seven seas
When the Moon is in the seventh house
The age of Aquarius
The struggle continues
I will find you
The memory shall live again
Most would call me a ghost
Don’t fry your brain
One more time now…with feeling
My dear doctor, there may be hope for you yet
run away! run away!
Beware the ideas of march
Ni!
Duct tape. Never leave home with out it
All things are true, even the lies.
Especially the lies
Even the wisest of men and machines can be in error... and often are
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Spork
And that was the end of the black beast
Time is irrevelant to Infinity and jelly donuts
apparantly someone forgot twinkies and cockroaches
You go first
Snakes... Why did it have to be snakes?!
In my city by the lake
The man was a stranger, the cat was not
Sunny Days...
Its Howdy Doody Time!
I'm sorry Gentlemen, its time for Beanie
Not a Soong-type Andriod
Proving Data fully functional
There's some.. thing on.. THE wing
Its a cookbook!
Its not fair. its just not fair
Think positive
Captain, we canna take it much longer
Neither can we
Fortunently I had some Spearment Gum and some Duct tape
Dave, put down those Windows 95 disks.. Dave, what are you doing Dave?
It's not a matter of whether or not you are paranoid
The eyes are watching you
Hello I'm Ensign Muerto, I'm in security
Merkenarys are hard to find
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
I am one with my duality
I want to be Martha.. that Bitch can do everything
Do nothing.. avoid criticism
Avoided work is like popcorn for the soul
Thundercats..HO!
Out damned spot!
Like I'm supposed to care, right?
You, me wipped cream and handcuffs, any questions?
Old Mcdonald had a gun..
Summons thee to Heaven... or to Hell
Oh dear, I never thought of that...
Mostly harmless
Earl Grey...hot!
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
You Basterds!
Beefcake, beefcake!
The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers
His eyes glowed with infinate sadness
Dammit Jim, these finger guns are unreliable
Lust for life
There is a special providence in the fall of a sparrow
African or European sparrow?
Can't I have just a little bit of peril
Tis a naughty night to swim in
Is man no more than this?
Gee, ya think!!!
When a sentence has always or never in it, it can never be true
True: I always lie
I am NOT a merry man
A sleeve for mi compadre
Shall not perish from the earth
This is nothing!!!!
So many things...
Put the dancing chickens over there
Left my heart in San Fransico
In some guy's fridge
And my head is in the Bay
Beware the careless man with a potato gun
I, on the other hand, am a noble gas, never binding with tarts like Iodine
Get dressed, evildoers!
Mr. Mole meets his maker
Beware the evils of HYDROXIDE SIN!!!
Hop on the mole train
Oh Godzilla, what terrible language
To turn forty takes preparation
Quietly plottong my revenge
And not so quietly enacting it
In health class, boys learn eighteen synonyms for penile erection
How many does one need?
Duct tape covers a multitude of sins
Medb and her friendly thighs
Finnebair and the three ways of how not to die
Give me peace, love and a hard cock
Is nothing sacred
Mphmmm
Is this your homework?!!!
Nice marmet
We cannot abide another toe
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger up the ass!
You do not mess with the Jesus
We write poetry becuase we are members of the human race
We loath poetry because we are members of the human race
Michaelango short-changed his models
Alone on an empty shore
A crack in the teacup opens a lane to the land of the dead
You make it sound like a bad thing
We were sick and tired of wearing those queues!
Eat whole box of chocolate did I
Does the word snip mean anything to you
Can't you do anything?
Counting the bases
And the scars
Drawing blanks saves pencil lead
Orphaned work: free to a good home
you know me
I can hardly blame you
Damn... the mirror broke
Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?
But of course!
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead...
The human race is controlled by the four F's
Jack Rabbit Slims's Twist Contest
You never can tell
C'est la vie
Le Big Mac
I'm an American,(God help me)
Send in the clones
I'm seeing a whole other side of you, Mulder
Now put your pants back on
Boom!
Girl, you'll be a woman...soon
We don't want fancy gizmos, we want room!
Bards rarely hold grudges
The razor-blade was german-made
But the rope was English linen
If love is a red dress, then hang me in rags
Why me?
I'm a slave to the idiot who married me
its not my fault, really...
Where's a life when you need one?
Thinking involves two options for men...
1. thinking with the weiner
2. thinking for its direct behalf
Bring out the Gimp
Counting flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire till dawn with a deck of 51
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothing to do
Personality goes a long way
Jungle Boogie
Got Milk?
Motivation is psychological
Calculus majors will integrate with anything
In Anthropolgy, its all done for research
To test theory: take one lad rat or grad student...
What's the difference between a lab rat and a grad student
The lab rat is smarter, but the grad student will do anything
You will be assimilated
Lets stay together
A dangerous liason will only get someone laid
Usually not you
King of the World(1)
Queen of the World(2)
Prince of the World(3)
Princess of the World(4)
Knight of the World(5)
Stable-Boy of the World(6)
Dog-Catcher of the World(8)
Septic-tank Cleaner of the World(9)
Experience a movie with chessy acting, good special effects and a big damn boat: Titanic
Playing V-ball with a washboard ab god!
Sure. Fine. Whatever.
Sweet Surrender
Barry is a scumbag
Its all I have to give
Take me, no questions asked
You come out of the night
Building a Mystery
We are born innocent
We do what we can
We do what we have to do
I missed you since you left me
Believe me
Its easy
Does it matter?
Candle in da Wind, Bitch!
Charbroiled ass burned to a crisp
Before El Nino came...
I mean I want to sqeeze 'em. I mean...
Did you not want to pony up the dough?
In techinical terms...he's a loon
In the navy, we humped anything that moved
Sonny, kill me now
Hope floats...doesn't
Never underestimate the power of a soul unleased
A thankless job, and a death sentance besides
It helps pass the time until you die
Now that's a fashion statement
A bad Tarpan will kick you in head
For the first time in his life, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside
KHAN!
You seem to be suffering from a Vulcan Mindmeld, Bones
That's a whole lotta nuggets
She was a fine piece of ass, your grandma
Trust me
This one has not screamed enough to show effective implantation. Kill it.
The brighter the wings, the deeper the impact crater
Good neighbors make good walls
Good people, Good food
Hell is where the cooks are English...
Rendevous, now i'm through with you
Demented as the motives in your head
You can look but you can't touch
Push it!
Oh Hell!
I need a life
Nein!
God help us, Titanic is out on video
Mommy, Kitty's being a dildo
My sorrows have learned to swim
What does being kicked in the groin feel like?
Like you've just found out that Dan Quayle has been elected for president...
...And his VP is Jerry Springer
Beware the evil AOL smiley faces
In the springtime of the year
You just had to be there
Its too damn cold in here
Let me tell you a story...
My name is Jonathon Stanly...
...and I just slept with her
are you always this much of a prick
Is that a gift or did you take a class
She's addicted to nicotine patches
She's convinced she could hold back a glaciar
You say you don't want it
around and around the Mulberry bush
weasel and ferrets and marmats oh my
LA is a culture onto itself
Moses has one expression
I am that i am
Oh yeah, that's convincing
a deer caught in the headlights of a Mack Truck
White Trash shall never die
Somebody e-mail me, dammit
Y2K, come and get me
Where do you want to fry today
She grew up with the children of the stars
In the Hollywood hills and the boulovards
How in the hell do you spell that
Its a rather modest recepticle
Great expectations bites
I don't remember the opening sequence being this lame
I am surrounded by negativity
Fear is the way to the Dark side
Bite me Yoda
Is anyone there
I survived the Y2K and i'll I got was shrapnel
I'm not going to say it
I sing to her a lullaby
She's seen a lot of devils in this angel town
Everything's going to be alright
After it all goes to hell
Everybody knows i'm her man
January is the dump of cinema
I want the Buffster
Xander got laid!
Mulder and Scully haven't even kissed yet
we are like rats in a one way cage
IT!
I'm going through terminal cell phone withdrawl
Now there's a profound line
Who's the idiot in red?
Saga of the Boots
You don't really mean it.
I need a drink
Voices in my head
I hold a monopoly on the ideas of dementia
Where did That! come from?
The darkness is everywhere and its bad
To SuperBowl or not to SuperBowl, that is the question
Hiding in the shadows
Santa Monica nights in winter
rolling in sand dunes
Crying in sleeping bags
Hee hee hee hee hee!
Starbucks
Java Jolt!
Yo Mama...
She has issues..
Cortesans at Coronation
Too many places, too little time
What manner of work is Man
where you go i shall go
save BAKERSFIELD!!!
Get a Life
Do you Mind
I opted for the small rock/big cock package
Cosmo is my bible
Live your life by a horoscope, you know what never to expect
Shall we Dance
well that was weird
Its the 80's
I'll kill the next idiot who plays "1999".
Don't test me
Today we are going to talk about Molars
I'm tingling
Woopee...
Never go into Anthro for the money
Things just get better and better...
Flynn's da Bomb
You have to wonder
I don't want to know
My favorite mistake
I've been in trouble since i set my suitcase down
I like passive voice
Only writing can truly tell you how screwed up your head is
It came from Olduvai!
we've got to use the lasers!
Denial is not a river in Egypt
I am not from your tribe
That was hard to figure out
Shit...
In a nearby Ice Age...
Now there's a movie that will teach you nothing
Jess went into Ghetto reaction mode
Hey stubby!
I'm desperate
That we knew
pweety pwease
I'm gonna get medieval on yo' ass
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Tipsy Taxi
Artist Mayor
you guys scare me
The AK-47: when you absolutely have to kill every mother-fucker in the room
Giving Judas a try
Thank you
Boot to the Head
Brother Rat is really cozy under that stool right now
How many fates turn around in the overtime?
Bob Dole don't like that, Bob Dole's gonna bitch-slap you
Now that is scary
I can't take it anymore!
We are going through "Trial of the Century" withdrawl
Save water...drink beer
Its shagadelic baby
the Cooler king
Tom, Dick and Harry
I need drugs
I have done no crime
We must never be apart
Perfect
You're the one that i adore
In you i taste God
Oy!
Read down!
Beware the evil Geoguide
There's Bible Thumpers in the quad
All natural doesn't equal totally safe
Chocolate!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Die! Freaks Die!
Only in the early Nineties
History will always repeat itself
Get over it!
End up slopping in the Crisco
Liberating the UCD test animals
There goes scientific progress
You must believe i'm as mad as a Hatter
What is your name?
What is your quest?
Its only a model
It the Man from scene 46
And they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels
There was much rejoicing
Cuddly
Damn cannabalistic rabbits
Remember that belladonna is a poison before you slip it into someone's drink
The benefits of the Black Plauge
Its all about queens on the rag
I'm sorry for being a dick
I don't think he can take that much forgivness
My friend Bini...
What would you do for a Klondike Bar
Art is dead
I want to film the wind
Cosmo butterfly
I don't care how dope his ride is
We've finished the antacids and are now on chewable aspirin
I think I can feel something!!!
Phat!!!
Evil will always triumph because Good is Dumb
Shake it like a white girl
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
Tickling panties
Desperate
Do i make you Horny, baby?
Its all good as long as the police don't show up
Uh, I pass
Aww, that's no fun...
changing a tire in Tehachapi
Fate like to kick you in the ass
Boogie Down man
Roaches!!!
I'm never going to get a Damn Sublet!!!
Heaven and Hell: coming to a UC campus near you
What's my age again?
Wild Wild West
STAR WARS!!!!!
He is the Chosen one
Train him Not
But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future
Fear leads to Anger
Anger leads to Hate
Hate leads to Suffering
Damn that was cool
Roger, roger
Lone Star!
Say good-bye to your best buddies and I don't mean your friends on the ship
Great, a Druish Princess
Meow
No sir, i didn't see you playing with your dolls again
Don't let go
Bad Elvis impersonators
AGH!, they're hurting me
Hey Ted, want to see a neat knife trick?
Show your individualism by buying our stuff
Well Histories- the reason i will kill myself
Ok- yahoo and geocities- (bad idea)!!!!
All this dying is contagious
I've got a long way to run
Death to Squirrels
Doesn't John Crighton go around with the stupidest look on his face?
Sebeacen Heat delerium- a weakness not enough of them die from.
What a way to go
Someday
Last kiss: the song i didn't think could be worse until Pearl Jam remade it
Funky Chicken thang
What would Brian Boitano do?
Spicy Chicken wings
La Resistance lives on
I am the clitoris
Blame Canada
Saddam is from Mars, Satan is from Venus
When my life has passed me by
Talking about revolution
right here, right now
Bad early ninties songs
I was alive when the waves hit
Wimps
You know that I'm drowning
We'll see how brave you are
Whiskey in the Jar
Call and Answer
If you court this disaster
All the damn blue people
Don't carry a torch
I only here to witness the remains of love exhumed
The tougher to crack, the sweeter the snack
I've felt this before
I've fallen
Beautiful stranger
I looked into that- there was an energy crises and a flock of seagulls and that's about it
Not another cellular commercial
Look just let me get my gun
Mini-Me, oh Mini-Me
It enhances the conjugal experience
Crank up the heat
You had it so lucky
Come here for anything at all, it doesn't have to be a costume
We've come to alternate arrangements
Fidelio
Only Kubrick could make an Orgy seem boring
And I'm spent
The road that they walked on was paved in gold
Today
The Beast lives!!!
Its always summer
Girls of the Night
Queen of Denial
Demons in formal wear
You lucky Bastard
Big time!
Steady as it comes
Bliss of another kind
Lately I'm into Circuitry
Terracide
To Venus and Back
Red hot kachina
Sucky Employment
I went to Aera and all I got was this stupid Carpel Tunnel Syndrome
Down in Juarez
Tori came to Bakersfield
How do you like my cripple shoes?
Y2K: 3 months and counting
Story of "O"in the bucket seat
666 on the license plate
Where's the Damn Spellchecker
Ven Notes screwed up my typing skills
Give Luxom Chase
Hold still John, you'l like this
That is an Order
Crighton faking an English accent just gives me the tinglies
Yes, you look fetching
You and Matala?
He promised to turn the others against me if i didn't pleasure him
Yeah sure its funnier in context
Tough noggies!
Orgies in Hell
Glory of the Eighties
Concertina
Tarting up
I suggest you ask nicely
About bloody time
Looking to the sky to save me
Burned out bright
Looking for complications
I knew I felt a draft
Researching oblivion
You used Paraffin, didn't you.
I know this because Tyler knows this
I felt like destroying something beautiful
The big moosie
Bitch tits
Let all those who love me, follow me
You've got an arrow in your leg
Faces as calm as Hindu Cows
Self improvement is masturbation
Cry for help
Refuse to accept
Grow a spine
Go brain go
Drivers Wanted
Cows, Y2K compatible
Oh sure, just six or seven quick ones and its off with the guys
We've got to use the lasers
War is good for business
Peace is good for business
It never hurts to suck up to the boss
Never let family get in the way of profit
Employees are like the rungs of a ladder, never be afraid to step on them to go up
I had a Targ, it was a noble Beast
I have won many battles since, but I know that she will win the war
Quietly plotting my revenge
Christmas bells are ringing
And its beginning to snow
Was it bad for you
Hoot Island, a badass porn site
An anticlimatic Y2K
Well, except for one climax
Xenocide
You to can bring others to the darkside
By the power of Grayskull
I got "the Gate of Ivory"
Been looking for the damn thing for six years
Got a new computer
His name is Loki
Let the motherfucker Burn
This Honky's gone to heaven
C,mon party people
You're getting really good at this!
Mulder and Scully Kissed!!!!
No I am not a shipper
Trekkies; to prove that your life is not totally pathetic
Moogie
RENT!
Sobe'
Come home alone!
The ethical slut
Get up you're asleep at the wheel
Makes a mouth tingle
Swingles
How low can you go
you'd be surprised
The world is going to hell, and I'm driving the bus
Sometimes it means bending over an ensign
my that explains why Wesley was such a &%$^!
Your hit me! Picard never hit me!
Picard's body is pure white chocolate
Ave Rockne! the bastard
What constitutes a marriage
Jakelopes.. don't ask
I survive an alien abduction and all I got was this anal probe
There's just something about a Hynerian
Where's your hand?
I don't snitch, I procure
Welcome to our yacht
Get in line
Oh there is no expanse of the mind the will cannot traverse
or physically the distance laid acrros the universe
His blessings many in the stars save one lamented curse
That 16th Rygel, Glory me!, must travel in reverse!
You met me at a very strange time in my life
Save the Planet and kill yourself
The Outfit
Lift your head high!
I want you to want me
Monday's Child is fair of face
Ring around the rosie
paint the tassel black
Hold me, Thrill me, Kiss me, Kill me
Listen to my voice
Culture is making a low again
Working like a dog to pay the bills
You've got Syphillis
Fractals
The resistance of a woman is not always proof of her virtue
That's truly inspired
Ah've gut uh code
Sniff
Give blood
You have to give the people they scrape off the highway a chance
Smoke two joints cause I smoke two joints, then I smoke two more
Too many books, not enough shelves
I've got wayyy too much time on my hands
Win, or die
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated
What a pickle
Who came up with that expression?
High fidelity
John Cusak playing yet another lovable loser
Watching it all spin out
Get a life
Stop!
Delays to work
Ye god's I'm graduating
There was nothin about this in my training manual
Shoot the messenger
Ergh! Arrgh!
Being taken behind a portapotty is not considered a classy date
For that you need to schedule space near the dumpster
True story
Fry's has an obselete paying system
The cobbler's children have no shoes
Thirty pieces of silver
But that is a metaphor
Lead us to the light dammit
Put it away and be careful sparky
Get back you bitches, he's mine
Bondage Man
You are Godless
Fun will now commence
Consider the delays hibernation
You know you've been to too many gay bars when...
Sometimes new bioports are a little...tight
This is disgusting... I can't stop myself
You are so hopelessly monosexual
Damn GRE
Wah
Quit slumming
I don't believe in silence, cause silence is too slow
I don't believe in energy, the tension is too low
I believe!
You're not dead yet
You've finally arrived at last my dear
31:1 odds
What's in the bag
I'm not a goth, I just dress like one
Losing my sight, losing my mind
Its not like you killed someone
Salt pills are yummy
The filthier the better
LCD
Why do nipple clamps make everyone queasy?
Hypertrophy
What color do you dream in?
I can be bribed
A risk is just a risk
I usually don't go into metaphor about fellatio
Just had to be there
Pubescent unwashed males unite: Pre-release LA
I've just felt the need to unburden myself
The film just sucked ass, and I should know
You viscious, viscious man
Bohemian like you
You will love me as I loved you
Am I not merciful?
I will have my vengence
Russel Crowe in tight leather armor
Mind the drool
I want to go home
Humans are superior
My thoughts are as dirty as ever
Oh John, I'm so sorry!
Selling out is such a crude phrase
Me and the blackguard
Now clean this up, people will start believing in evolution
Spectacular Terran destruction
This is for Sparky...
LASIK surgery
I'm just talking out of my ass again
I proclaim my innocence
There is a hell and I'm its bitch
When he starts to win, kill him
Would you like a handjob?
Too many things out of context and I'm gonna get too many wierd e-mails
Tell me a fortune
But the special is only for special occasions
Wait, we're still in the game, aren't we
YUM!
Knife goes in, guts come out
Just a flesh wound
Voted off the island
I'm a freak, touch me
Its been a while
Where's my Ritalin?
We were innocent
Slammin
I can't believe Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon won for best music
What have Academyt memmber been smoking
Damn Oscar squatters
We deserve a treat for that
Get on your Knees
Cornfed hillbillies
I survived feminist class
Dungoenmaster
We can have sex, if you want to
That door is detachable
'Din will layeth the smaketh-down on your candy asses
The Corsairs are badass
Ernesto isn't angsty enough
I just spent 101.01 on LBS cards
I can't even pay rent
CCGA: one game at a time
Grating a right hand like cheese
some things are better off not knowing
I'm being rejected from Grad school
Yeesh
Can I seduce the GM?
This is what insanity looks like
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