Memory's Domain


        The various specii of Borg by J.Hazlett

        Hi-diddly-doo, there!  We are Flanders of Borg.  You will be assimily-imily-ated. 
        Resistance is futily-utile!
        
        I'm Gump of Borg.  People call me Gump of Borg.  Life is like a box of chocolates--we
        all ride around in a big black box.
        
        We're Clinton of Borg.  We won't assimilate you, honest!
        
        We are Perot of Borg.  You will be assimilated.  As these charts show, resistance is futile. 
        That giant sucking sound you hear is your people joining the collective.
        
        Our name is Borg.  James Borg.  Your planet will be shaken, not stirred, and your people
        will be assimilated.  Do not attempt to resist--that would be futile.
        
        Ve are Schwarzenegger of Borg.  You vill be assimilated.  Resistance vill have to make
        us rough you up.  Hope is irrelevant.  Intelligence is irrelevant.  You vill be assimilated.
        
        I am Eastwood of Borg, the most powerful assimilator in the world.  Go ahead, Punk,
        resist--make my day.
        
        Hi, there!  We are Urkel of Borg.  We're here to assimilate you.  Resistance is--(snort,
        snort) did I do that?

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