And Various Other Things

Top 5 Scariest Debaters In The World (98-99, Non-Ashland):

1. Jake Foster

2. Erik Holland

3. That Other Head Royce Girl

4. Julia Burke

5. Um... that's all, really... guess there aren't too many really scary debaters... :)

Top 5 Coolest Oregon Judges:

1. Chad (Clack Boy!)

2. Smirbach (Astronaut Man!)

3. Morgan (I she from Clack, to?)

4. Joe (As long as you don't run Heidegger and you aren't Mike or Dane)

5. Pretty much most of the U of O debate team

Top 5 Coolest Debate Pick-Up Lines (actually, they're not that cool...):

1. Want to check out each other's briefs?

2. You know, debaters do it best orally.

3. How well can you spread?

4. Oral or Hand?

5. Wanna twirl my pen?

Word-Per-Minute Ratings (approximate):

1 word per minute- Comm Judge/LDer

2 words per minute- Oregon Average Max Speed

5- Oregon Tab Judge

10- Tualitin

15- Other Oregon Teams

25- Mat Marr

50- Normal (?)

100- Paul Bingham

200- Tara Anderson

300- Mike McNamara and Kai Bannon

400- Dane Reinstedt and Seth Poulos

500- Chris Penfield, Sebastian Kaplan-Sears, Erik Holland-- pretty much all the good West Coast debaters

750- Jake Foster

1000- Daveed Gartenstein-Ross and Brian Prestes (Go Daveed!)