Our Meeting Today:
By Beth Miller
It's hard to get moving when the sun isn't up.
I should just be thankful that I wasn't late, except that I was.
They are introducing "New People."
Are they fresh from the factory? Or what?
And why do so many introductions say "She doesn't have pets due to allergies"?
I would love for someone to say "She doesn't have pets because she hates them."
This company has been invaded by pet lovers.
I like animals, but why do some people in introductions have to justify not having a pet?
It was nice to see our internet coordinator had trouble with the overhead projector.
Apparently the bosses are doing some workflow mapping of us and our work.
A consultant is "literally putting them under the magnifying glass";
I hope I'm not one of "them." They'd probably fry me like an ant.
A new system will "reduce times by over 100 percent."
Are we getting a time-travel system or math classes?
I wish I had a pager and cell phone - I'd page myself.
I wonder if this is how our clients feel when we give them
presentations.
ergo...ergo...ergo