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Johan's Tavern
Rowdy Table #8

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You sit down at Rowdy Table #8.
It looks like there are several people sitting here telling trivia tidbits.

You can't help but sit down and hear them out...
Q: Where did we get the expression "to paint the town red"?
A: One imaginative word tracer links it to ancient Rome, where students
   supposedly thought it high sport to get drunk in packs and douse marble
   statues with red wine. Maybe so. Maybe not. 

- Franciscan monks in the Order of Friars Minor Capuchin wear cloaks with hoods
  that fall in a V over their foreheads. That's where the organ grinder monkey
  got its name Capuchin. Its hair falls over its forehead in a V like that. 

- If you want to serve an appetizer such as the old Romans served, try a tray of
  radishes with honey for the dip. 

- I am afraid that I do not have my documentation but suffice it to say that our major 
  three swear words in the English language are old SAXON.  There are many folk that'll 
  tell you the "F" word meant For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge or Fornication Under Consent 
  of the King. NOT TRUE!  It was a Saxon word pure and simple and ridiculed thusly at 
  the Court of the First King William.

- One of my favorites is "Zounds!"  [God's Wounds, corrupted to 'swounds, evolved to 
  zounds... which was more often than not pronounced to rhyme with "sounds," thus further 
  obscuring its derivation]. Interesting, I think, that period "cursing" was really tied 
  in with blasphemy, unlike the "four letter words" constituting modern "swear words." 
  The penalty for cursing in Cromwell's army, by the by, was having one's tongue bored 
  through with a red-hot iron. Doubtlessly more effective than the ol' washing out with 
  soap method. 

- Wow!  Did you know that Gadzooks is a period swear word?
  Can't tell if you are being sarky or not -hehe but it stands for 
  "God's Bloody Hooks" - I.E. The late J.C. and the crucifixion.

Q: Why do grooms have best men?
A: According to German folklore, around A.D. 200, if a Germanic Goth couldn't find a wife 
   from within his community, he would go off to a neighboring town and abduct a woman. 
   Often, he would encounter resistance from the woman's family, so the would-be groom took
   along a good friend. The friend's job was to counter resistance and stand guard during 
   the wedding. This cohort became known as the best man.

   While this story is folklore, it does have supporting evidence. For example, many older 
   churches, including the Goths', had weapons underneath their altars, presumably to
   protect against retaliation from the bride's family.

- Mayan civilization lasted six times as long as the renowned Roman Empire. 

- Merchant seamen shut down work aboard ships by "striking" their sails --
  lowering them -- and that's where labor's word "strike" came from. 

- The poor begged for alms. Lacking same, St. Doris of Lucca in 618 passed out
  violets. The poor stoned her. 

Q: Which came first, the hotdog or the mustard?
A: Call it a dead heat. Sausage in a bun and prepared mustard each first
   showed up at the 1904 St. Louis Exposition. But those early comestibles,
   sausage and mustard seed, go back a whole lot further. As you might expect, to China.

- What we now call a bedroom was known as a chamber a couple of centuries ago. A
  bedroom then was a little room off the kitchen with nothing in it but a cot. 

- "Slogan" started out as another name for a battle cry. Or a call to assemble.
  Scottish highlanders used the word that way. So did some Irish clansmen. 

- Numerous irregular points of land jut out into the water around Scandinavia.
  The Norse of old called them "oddi." That's where we got the word "odd." 

- On July 5, 1054 A.D., the sky lit up most stunningly, and stayed that way,
  light enough to read at night, for about three months. A supernova had
  exploded. Historians say all the world's faiths in those few weeks picked up converts. 

- Greeks came up with the first textbooks. Credit Dionysius Thrax for grammar.
  Credit Euclid for geometry. Blame Diophantus for algebra. 

- Chinese chopsticks are blunt, Japanese chopsticks pointed. 

- "Bells and motley" -- no, not a law firm -- is the traditional costume of the court jester. 

- The letter "X" began as a picture of a fish. 

Q: What color lipstick did the women of ancient Egypt wear?
A: Blue black. Around 6000 B.C. 

- The "yard" wasn't standardized at 36 inches until 1830. It varied greatly for
  centuries. For good reason. It started out as the girth of a Saxon. 

- The British do not have much of a reputation for culinary masterpieces, but
  give them this -- they did come up with the Western world's most popular
  prepared comestible, the sandwich. 

Q: Where were headquarters of Attila the Hun?
A: In what's now Hungary. He and his brother Bleda jointly inherited the
   Hunnish Kingdom. And historians say it was clear where Attila was going when
   he murdered Bleda to get full control. 

- Ink is older than paper. 

- You don't hear much about the great French surgeon Ambroise Pare. He was doing
  his best work about the time William Shakespeare was born. It was he who
  taught doctors to seal wounds by sewing them up instead of burning them with hot irons.

- The second day can be significant: Soup, stew and hash taste better then. And
  sprains, strains and sunburn hurt more. 

- Gold toothpicks go back at least to 3500 B.C. Such have been found in little
  gold boxes deep in the Mesopotamian ruins. 

- Item No. 1177C in our Love and War man's file, labeled "Multiple Marriage," is
  this Scottish proverb: "Never marry a widow unless her first husband was hanged." 

Q: Where'd the name "Iraq" come from?
A: An Arabic word meaning "origin." 

- "Kissing" in ancient Rome was of three kinds: "basium" between acquaintances,
  "osculum" between close friends, and "suavium" between lovers. If your old Latin
  professor didn't explain the differences in detail, perhaps you learned them elsewhere. 

- Leonardo da Vinci drew countless hands. 

Q: Why is Bermuda called that?
A: Because it was first reported back to Europe in the early 1500s by the
   adventurous Spaniard named Juan de Bermudez. 

- Am told Arabic has 350 words for sword. 

- "Burg" meant city. "Lar" meant thief. So "burglar" meant "city thief." 

Q: What ended the age of knights in shining armor? Rust?
A: Arrows from Welsh longbows. They could pierce armor at 400 yards. 

- Did I mention the owl in certain Asian countries is the traditional image of stupidity? 

- According to some historians, it was the women of ancient Egypt who were the sexual aggressors. 

Q: Whatever happened to the French adventurer Etienne Brule who came to North
   America in 1608 with Samuel de Champlain?
A: The Hurons ate him. That, according to several accounts. 

- The war chariot of ancient Rome needed a three-man crew. Two up front, a rein
  handler and a shooter. Behind them, a strap hanger to keep them from bouncing
  out of the vehicle as it rolled over the bodies. 

- You know that hand game where you and your opponent mix and match the number
  of extended fingers? Sioux Indians played it before the Europeans showed up.
  Old Romans played it. Ancient Egyptians played it. 

Q: How did the game of golf actually get started?
A: Theorists think shepherds batted wool balls around the grazing grounds with crooks. 
   Theorists, it's clear, are those who don't really know. 

- In Armenian, no word can start with an "R." 

- A man now remembered only as Heydon started a fasting cult three centuries ago
  in England. He convinced his followers they'd get sufficient nourishment if they
  merely inhaled the aroma of cooked food without ever eating any. The cult died out. 

Q: What have we got against eating horse meat, anyway?
A: Nothing more than an ancient attitude. Pope Gregory III in A.D. 732 banned
   horseflesh from Christian tables after he learned that pagans of northern
   Europe at it in their religious rites. His papal decree stuck. 

- The Pharaoh Ramses was called Ramses the Great in part because he was so tall
  for his time -- 5-foot-8. 

- That word "toadstool" did not start out as a "stool for toads." The "stool"
  therein comes from the German "stuhl," meaning the same. But the "toad" comes
  from the German "tod" meaning "death." 

Q: Why is a wedding ring worn on the ring finger?
A: The Western practice of wearing a wedding ring on the third
   finger (not including the thumb) began in Greece in the
   third century B.C. The Greeks believed that there was a
   vein, named the "vein of love," that ran from what we now
   call the ring finger directly to the heart. As a result,
   they placed the ring that symbolized love on that finger.

   Later, the Romans, adopting Greek science, copied the
   custom and took it one step further. Roman physicians used
   their ring fingers to stir medicine, believing that since
   the ring finger was connected to the heart, it could detect toxicity.

Q: Why are three golden balls the symbol of a pawnshop?
A: The three golden balls were originally the symbol of the Medici family of Florence. 
   Legend has it that Averardo de Medici once slew the giant warrior Mugello, whose mace 
   were three gilded balls. After the victory, three golden balls became the Medici family symbol.

   When the family ran pawnshops in Florence, Italy, it displayed its symbol over the 
   shops' entrances. Eventually, the three gilded balls came to represent Medici owned
   pawnshops in people's minds, and later, it became associated with all pawnshops.

   In addition, another legend point to the Saint Nicholas of Myra, Patron
   Saint of Pawnbrokers, whose three bags of gold saved three maidens from
   being sold into prostitution (the father did not have enough money for
   their dowries).  So, money became available when it was most needed
   (much like a pawn broker furnishes funds to those unfortunate enough to
   need to sell their belongings).

Q: Where was the first horse race of record?
A: Olympic Games, 642 B.C. First prize was a "woman of well-rounded domestic skills." 

- Bonsai originated in China. 

- Trace back the liquids used to christen ships: Now it's champagne. Yesteryear
  it was red wine. Earlier, animal blood was the christener, a sacrifice to the
  gods. But earliest, only human blood so stained those ships. 

Q: The Moors long lived in North Africa. Their identity is still recognized in
   the names of which two countries?
A: Morocco and Mauritania. 

- Day lilies are edible. So are roses. And tulips. And salvia, too, naturally --
  it's sage. Did I mention there are people who bake dandelions into biscuits? 

- First toothbrushes with hog bristles showed up in China in 1498. Six years
  after that best-remembered date, 1492, when Columbus sailed for elsewhere. The
  Chinese later experimented with brushes of horse hair and badger fur. But the
  hog-bristle version remained the best for 440 years. Until nylon. 

- In 1711, King George I looked upon the newly completed St. Paul's Cathedral in
  London and turned to the architect, Christopher Wren, and murmured, "Aweful!
  Artificial!" So it's recorded in the historical footnotes. Language scholars
  point out that in the 18th century "aweful" meant "awe-inspiring" and
  "artificial" mean "filled with art." 

- Which did Egypt get first, pyramids or beer? Say beer. In 1989, the remains of
  a 5,400-year-old brewery were found near the Nile. Egypt's first known pyramid
  was built about 2650 B.C. 

- Chinese physicians 2,000 years ago told patients with goiter problems to eat
  seaweed. Rich in iodine, that seaweed. Today's medical doctors couldn't have
  prescribed more appropriately. 

- Of Limburger cheese, William Shakespeare wrote: "The rankest compound of
  villainous smell that ever offended nostril." You can see Limburger has been
  around for a few centuries. But why is not explained. 

- Odd, isn't it, that almost everybody has heard of the Spice Islands, yet
  hardly anybody knows their whereabouts. Now called the Moluccas, they're in
  eastern Indonesia between Celebes and New Guinea. The dutch once controlled
  them to dominate the spice trade. 

- The first cooks in Europe to figure out what to do with tomatoes were the Italians.
  And none too long ago -- not even a couple of hundred years, give ortake a few. 

Q: Didn't Queen Elizabeth I invent the gingerbread man?
A: So say some historians. What's certain is ginger was the favorite spice in
   her day. The Queen's good cooks, like many good cooks, don't always get the credit. 

- Spanish proverb: "Wine has two defects -- if you add water, you ruin it; if
  you do not add water, it ruins you." 

- Why mistletoe tends to grow on apple trees more than on other trees is still not fully explained. 

Q: Why did people at first think tomatoes were poisonous?
A: Earlier they threw away the beet and ate the leaves. That worked. But
   when they threw away the tomato and ate the foliage, they got sick, so assumed... 

Q: Where do most of the Mayan descendants live now?
A: Largest group, Bolivia. Second largest, Guatemala. 

- The law in ancient Rome required prostitutes to wear yellow hair, and that one bit of 
  legal lunacy ruined the reputations of blondes worldwide for many generations. 

- What made the Vikings such a power back in their time, I've read, was their
  invention of the keel. It let them sail the open sea. 

- Credit those Spanish explorers, too, with bringing over the game of billiards.
  First to St. Augustine, Fla., in 1565. 

- Not all realize the dachshund is one of the oldest breeds of dog in history.
  Even the ancient Egyptians raised such. But they called it something else.
  They called everything something else. 

Q: Ancient Rome allowed two types of marriage -- "with manu" and "without manu." 
   What was the difference?
A: "With manu" -- the wife belonged to her husband, and he could hurt her,
   sell her, or kill her. "Without manu" -- the wife served her husband but
   belonged to her father, who could repossess her, but she could inherit from him. 

- Napoleon was a bit compulsive about white horses. He owned at least 50. The
  "hero on the white horse" was a cliche of drama then, too. And earlier. Even
  back to armored knights. 

- In early falconry, a man no longer young enough to fly his own bird wound up
  toting the wooden frame on which live hawks were carried. It was called a
  "cadge," pronounced "codge." Some but not all word tracers say that's the very
  first use of "old codger." 

- Mars looks red, so early Mediterranean folk saw that planet as bloody and
  identified it as a god of war. Whimsies about Mars have been stretched to
  suggest matters both "murderous" and "masculine." That rosy iron oxide has
  certainly led to a lot of inane mythology, antique and modern. 

- In what's now northern Iran are ancient drawings on stone that indicate women
  around 200 B.C. milked elk. 

- The great Greek named Solon achieved fame by prescribing landmark laws for
  ancient Athens. He also decreed that a public brothel must be run by the
  locals, with one price for all patrons. 

Q: How long has the unrecommended word "ain't" been in use?
A: About 300 years. Back to the reign of King Charles II. 

- Almost but not quite all the important cities in Europe were founded around monasteries. 

- Socrates knew nothing of Confucius. Confucius knew nothing of Socrates. Their
  lifetimes overlapped. 

- China recently announced that peddlers living during the Tang dynasty (618-907 AD) 
  were the creators of advertising. The first ads were in the form of songs sung to 
  passersby, according to the Associated Press.

  This sounds GREAT!!!!  As a merchant always looking for a better angle, I
  am now looking for Bards that are willing to sing at Steppes Warlord. 
  Compensation negotiable, bartering will get you the best deal--- meals,
  transportation, wares from my booth..............

     Lady Daungerous dhe Ruadh
     Desert Dancer Imports

  Now you did it Darious. merchants are going to start asking us bards to sing about
  thier wares...An now a song from our spocers...Oh boy what this tidbit could start.

     Lady Simone

Q: Which came first, beer or bread?
A: Beer, probably. The oldest known recipe is for beer. 

- Wheel, lever, wedge -- these always show up on lists of the significant early
  inventions. But rope rarely does. Why not? It enabled the ancients to snare
  fish and fowl. It may not have been as important as control of fire, but rope
  added greatly to what people ate. 

- "Herders hate hunters and farmers. Hunters hate farmers and
  herders. Farmers hate herders and hunters. That has been the pattern among
  humans as far back as scholars can trace. Stupid, isn't it?"

Q: How far back do mules go?
A: Too far to know. Biblical scholars say Solomon's coronation chariot was pulled by a mule. 

- Among the medieval aristocracy, many saw it as a point of pride to declare
  they had never had to take a bath. They who didn't do dirty work didn't need
  to clean themselves, they felt. The full body wash was only appropriate for
  stable shovelers and their ilk. 

- Historians claim to know that Hannibal, even while he crossed the Alps, wore his wig. 

Q: The goddess of love in Greek mythology was Aphrodite. She was sculpted in
   the second century B.C. What were the measurements of that statue?
A: At 5 feet 2 inches, it taped 35-1/2 inches at the bust, 27-1/2 inches at
   the waist, and 36-1/2 inches at the hips. 

- In the Western Hemisphere where chilies grew, natives liked to eat them. Then
  Spanish priests ominously warned that they were sex stimulants. Thereafter,
  natives loved to eat them, and vice versa. Your assignment: List edibles that
  became popular when street talkers labeled them aphrodisiacs. You can start
  with tomatoes, potatoes and oysters. 

- A Chinese imperial decree -- about 1116 B.C. Western time -- averred it was a
  requirement of the heavenly powers that people regularly take a moderate
  amount of alcoholic drink. 

- Early Spanish soldiers in the Western Hemisphere asked where they could find
  gold. Cuna natives replied "panna mai" meaning "far away." The soldiers didn't
  get the message, so stayed. And panna mai turned into the name of a nation.
  This is among the several origin reports in conflict over the name "Panama." 

- In Chaucer's Middle English, the "bumble" in bumblebee had much to do with
  "humming" and nothing to do with "bumbling" as we so well know it. 

- Penalty for stealing a Pekinese in old China was death. 

Q: Where'd we get the line "It's Greek to me"?
A: From "Julius Caesar" by Mr. Shakespeare. 

- That horse known as the paint goes way back. It was even depicted in Egyptians
  tombs around 3400 B.C. 

- Lettuce used to be considered a weed. 

- In what regard the Turkmen of Turkmenistan hold their wives, I do not know.
  But a clue is offered in their favored adage:  "When you first wake up, greet
  first your father and then your horse." 

- It's a matter of ecclesiastical record that St. Bernard of Clairvaux once
  excommunicated the flies in a monastery. 

- People of Morocco traditionally have regarded the stork as sacred. They even
  built a stork hospital. It's still a hospital. But not for storks.

Q: How did ancient Egyptians make paper out of papyrus?
A: Papyrus is a tall marsha plant otherwise known as sedge. Egyptians cut the
   stems in strips, soaked them, overlaid them while wet, pounded them flat, and
   left them in the sun to dry. You or I could do the same. 

- It was a Portuguese who got to what's now Los Angeles before any other
  European. Juan Rodriguez, he. A navigator. He looked around and left. 

- Superheated glass flows like honey. And what can you mold out of honey?
  Nothing. Art of glassblower is not in the heating, but in the cooling. 

Q: Were does the phrase "give the cold shoulder" come from?
A: "Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days."
   --Benjamin Franklin

   How do you get rid of a guest who's overstayed his welcome? 
   In Europe, during the Middle Ages, such a guest would be served a cooked but cold beef 
   shoulder. After a few meals of this, even the most obnoxious guest would get the
   message and leave.

   As a result, the phrase, "give the cold shoulder" came to
   refer to any intentional coldness.

- Builders of houses in old China traditionally put the roof up first. Or almost first.

- What Marco Polo brought back from China in 1295 A.D. -- if he actually went
  there himself, which some scholars now doubt -- was a sort of sherbet. It
  wasn't until more than four centuries later that milk was added to make ice cream. 

- There were those in ancient Greece who held a track meet as a funeral
  ceremony. In the fifth century B.C., that. Particularly, soldiers killed in
  war were so commemorated. With races mostly, some wrestling matches, too. 

Q: What does "Barbados" mean?
A: "The Beards." Fig trees there appeared to be bearded. To the Portuguese
   sailors who named the island. 

- Romania once was Dacia. 

- All know many early American Indians used particularly colorful shells for
  wampum. Some know a few early American Indians taught whites how to
  counterfeit wampum by staining plain white shells with vegetable dyes. Crime,
  too, comes with the territory. 

Q: Settle an argument. Who talked more in Shakespeare's plays, Hamlet or Falstaff?
A: Hamlet in one play, Falstaff in several combined. 

- Kettle equals pot, does it not? A muzzle-loading rifleman went out there
  gunning to put meat in the family kettle. And got close enough so he couldn't
  miss. That's where we got the word "potshot." 

- That renowned Fleur-de-Lis of France is actually a German iris, I'm told. 

Q: Where'd we get the goodbye term "so long"?
A: From British soldiers. Who got it from Malays who say "salong." Who
   borrowed it from the Middle Easterners who say "salaam." 

- Spanish proverb: "He who wants to grow rich in a year will be hanged in a month." 

- It's reported in a nature magazine some Southwest Indians long ago used
  sunflowers to treat rattlesnake bites. But they all died out.  

Q: Who was the only monarch of France to remain faithful to his wife?
A: King Louis XVI has been so identified. It's said he took some quiet pride
   in the wholesome fact right up until he was beheaded on Jan. 21, 1792. 

- Not only did the old witch burners of Europe burn many a witch, they usually
  forced the alleged witches' families to pay for the firewood. 

- Am told a traditional Chinese painting has two intriguing features: the open
  corner, which allows the viewer's eye to enter the painting, and an area left
  unfinished, which lets observers complete the picture in their own imaginations.

Q: What were the first dice made of?
A: Animal knucklebones. 

- Just because it looks like a horse doesn't mean it's a horse. If it's not at
  least 4 feet, 10 inches high at the withers -- that's shoulders, cityfolk
  --it's not a horse but a pony. 

- Bread baked in big round loaves stays fresh a lot longer than bread baked in long thin
  loaves. French peasants centuries ago learned that fact, reconfirmed today by tests. 

Q: Why are black cats considered unlucky?
A: For centuries, not only weren't cats feared, but they were actually revered. Egyptians 
   (who domesticated cats around 3000 B.C.) enacted laws protecting the felines from injury
   and death. Confucius kept a pet cat in 500 B.C. And the Japanese kept cats as protectors
   of their sacred manuscripts in A.D. 600.

   But reverence turned to hatred in Europe during the Middle Ages. Parts of the continent 
   suddenly found themselves overrun with cats, which were often fed by poor, old ladies. 
   When the witch hysteria took over Europe, many of these old ladies were accused of black 
   magic and their cats were implicated by association. Black cats were especially hated by 
   Europeans, who associated the color black with evil.

   A popular, though apocryphal, story illustrates the thinking of the day. According to 
   the story, a father and son were walking on a dark road in England one evening when a 
   black cat crossed their path. Scared, they threw stones at the cat and watched it limp 
   towards the home of a suspected witch. The next day, they saw the old lady walk through 
   town with a bruised face and bandaged arm. From then on, all misfortunes suffered by 
   the father and son were attributed to the witch.

Q: What's the origin of the coin toss?
A: Ever notice how handy a coin can be in making a tough decision. Have a dispute with a 
   friend over who should get his way? Well just toss a coin in the air and when it comes
   down you'll have your answer. Heads you win, tails he loses (or something like that).

   Today we generally use a coin toss to decide trivial matters, but it originated as a way
   of making major decisions. Centuries ago, before the Magic 8 Ball, the Ouija board, and 
   advice columnists, people used to believe that important decisions should be left up to 
   the gods. To get the gods' opinions, they devised all sorts of clever methods.

   One of these methods was the coin toss. The idea behind the toss is that after you throw 
   the coin in the air, the gods will make sure that the proper side lands upright.

- Some writers contend "no word ever has the exact same meaning twice." Maybe
  so. But "hogwash," I think, still means exactly what it meant the last time
  this subject came up. 

- What tires a schoolteacher most? Juvenal, the Roman poet, wrote: "Repetition,
  like cabbage served at every meal, wears out the schoolmaster's life." 

- "Harass" comes from the German through French words meaning "to set a dog on,"
  according to our Language man.

Q: Has anybody ever routinely ridden moose?
A: Swedes and Russians some. And milked them. And pulled sleds with them. In
   northern Europe, they're called elk. They aren't as manageable as reindeer.
   They can get weird.

- The gladiolus started out in northern Africa, and historically there the
  short, thick, solid, underground stem called the corm, wherein lie all the
  nutrients, has been roasted and eaten. 

- That color of red called magenta was named after a town in Italy, site of a
  battle where much blood flowed.

- Chinese proverb: "Even as a hollow building echoes all sounds, so is a vacant
  mind open to all suggestions." 

- Surgeons relied on speed before anesthesia, and among the speediest was Dr.
  Robert Liston of London. In one operation, it's recorded, he: 1. Sliced the
  fingers of an assistant, who subsequently died from infection. 2. Slashed the
  coat of a colleague, who so panicked he died of a heart attack. 3. Sewed up
  the wound of the patient, declaring success, only to note the unfortunate
  shortly died of gangrene. One surgical session, three down. 

- That skullcap worn by popes, cardinals and bishops is called a "zucchetto,"
  and the prescribed colors for these notables are white, red and purple, respectively. 

- That word "garlic" came down from the Anglo-Saxon "gar" for "spear" and "lead" for "leek." 

- A 17th-century Swedish scholar who specialized in classical language studies
  wrote of his conviction that in the Garden of Eden God spoke Swedish, Adam
  spoke Danish and the serpent spoke French. 

- Report out of Germany's Saxony is that approximately 50 classic medieval
  castles are for sale thereabouts. At $1 million and up, up, up. 

Q: Why should something suspect be taken "with a grain of salt"?
A: Throughout history, salt has been revered for its preservation and purification properties. 
   Jewish dietary law, for example, requires that meat be properly salted before it's eaten. 
   Similarly, many people used to believe that salt could prevent poisoning.

   Our expression, "with a grain of salt" comes from a poison antidote and preventative
   concocted by King Mithridates VI of Pontus (now in Turkey). The king's formula was 
   "two dry nuts, the same number of figs, and twenty leaves of rue ground together, with a 
   grain of salt added." Mithridates's all-purpose antidote was proven ineffective, but his 
   use of "a grain of salt" stuck.

Q: Why do people kiss under the mistletoe? 
A: The custom of kissing under the mistletoe originates in Norse mythology. According to 
   the Scandinavians, the handsome and gracious god Balder had a premonition about his 
   murder. To prevent the death, Frigg, his mother, made every living thing promise not to 
   kill her son. Her only omission was the insignificant mistletoe.  Loki, the evil god, 
   discovered Frigg's oversight, and sought to exploit it. Appearing as an uninvited guest 
   at a banquet in Valhalla, Loki watched as the other gods shot arrows at Balder for fun, 
   marveling at how none of the arrows pierced the seemingly invulnerable god. Loki, always 
   seeking to harm, also shot an arrow at Balder, but his arrow was made of mistletoe, so 
   it killed him.  Though clearly innocent by modern standards, the other gods were angry 
   at the mistletoe for killing their favorite god.  As retribution, they allowed Frigg to 
   do what she wanted to the plant. Rather than hurt it, Frigg, the goddess of love, decided 
   to make the mistletoe a symbol of affection, asking that anyone standing under it be 
   given a kiss of love and forgiveness.

Q: Why are there so many weddings in June? 
A: June gets its name from Juno, the Roman goddess of marriage. Juno was said to take extra 
   care of marriages that took place in her month, making hers an auspicious month for weddings. 
   As an old Roman proverb said, "Prosperity to the man and happiness to the maid when married 
   in June."  Adding to June's popularity is the fact that the previous month, May, is named 
   for Maia, the patroness of old people. "Marry in May, and rue the day," warned the old couplet. 
   To avoid the month that many considered unlucky, many couples postponed their nuptials till June.

Q: Why do we shake hands? 
A: This question's exact answer is probably lost to antiquity, but folklore offers a 
   speculative explanation of the custom. In ancient times, when people routinely carried 
   daggers, two men who wanted to reassure each other of their benevolent intentions would 
   extended their right hands-- their weapon hands--to show that they weren't wielding daggers. 
   For extra protection, they would then hold each other's right hand until each was sure 
   that he was dealing with a friend.  Women, who rarely carried weapons, didn't need to go 
   through this routine, which explains why they didn't develop the custom until recently.

Q: Did Nero fiddle while Rome burned? 
A: Emperor Nero Claudius Caesar couldn't have fiddled while Rome burned in A.D. 64 because 
   the fiddle, or violin, wasn't invented until the 1500s. What Nero really did while Rome 
   burned is sing. The emperor, who had artistic ambitions, was apparently performing an old 
   Greek scene for his friends.  The first reference to Nero's fiddling appeared in the mid-1600s. 
   The word "fiddle" seems to have been used to mean "engaging in frivolous activity," not 
   "playing a violin."  When he was through singing, Nero blamed the fire on the Christians 
   and began the first Roman persecution. Others, pointing to Nero's desire to rebuild Rome 
   on a grand scale, note that the fire was a very convenient way for him to carry out his 
   plans and suggest that he may have caused the fire himself.

Q: Why do we say "God bless you" after someone sneezes? 
A: Until Hippocrates set them straight, people believed that a sneeze could cause the soul 
   to leave its body, a belief supported by the fact that sick people often sneezed before 
   dying. To help protect the sneezer from losing his soul, anyone hearing a loved one 
   sneeze would immediately wish him good luck.  In the fourth century BC, Hippocrates, the 
   "father of medicine," explained that sneezing was usually no more than the body's efforts 
   to clear the nostrils of foreign, offensive matter. Taking Hippocrates's discovery one 
   step further, the Romans actually congratulated sneezers because they were cleaning their 
   bodies.  In the sixth century, Pope Gregory the Great reversed course and gave us the 
   custom that survives to this day.  During the Roman plague, Pope Gregory made the same 
   connection between sneezing and death that people made before Hippocrates, so he ordered 
   anyone hearing a sneeze to support the sneezer by saying "God bless you!"

Q: Why did pirates wear earrings? 
A: It's believed that pirates, like other sailors, wore earrings to improve their eyesight. 
   While the idea that piercing an ear will improve one's vision might seem like an old 
   wives' tale, acupuncture supports the practice. In acupuncture, thin needles are sometimes 
   inserted into the earlobe to correct vision problems.  It seems that pirates began piercing 
   their ears after traveling through the oriental trade routes in the eighteenth century. 
   The acupuncture connection is further supported by the lack of earrings in the pre-eighteenth 
   century depictions of pirates.

   Actually my experience and research into Naval and "Pirate" (I have been
   involved with living history organizations for the past 11 years incorporating
   mimimally 16th through 19th century periods of Naval and seafaring history and
   reinactment plus am a bachelors degree candidate in history with a contextual
   in education with emphasis on the ancient world and colonial histories)
   history tells me that current and past custom of piercing ones ears and
   wearing earrings had primarily to do with crossing the equator or other lines
   of demarkation such as the Artic Circle.
   Now today sailors get scrolls denoting this ( I used to calligraph them in the
   80's for both the Forrestal and the Saratoga).
   I believe this was why first one ear was done then the other when passing
   these points on the globe.
   And then additionally they had the value of the earring to fall back on if need be.

   ~THL Kara Hawkwood, CMC, CSTT 
    (from one of Trimaris and Meridies original privateering families!)


- Christmas Trivia:
  THE STOCKING: 
    Dutch children stuffed wooden shoes with straw for St. 
    Nicholas' donkey. According to tradition, after feeding the 
    straw to his donkey, Nicholas thanked the children by 
    putting a treat in each shoe. Americans replaced the shoe 
    with stocking (which could hold more goodies).
 
  XMASS: 
    Christmas is often abbreviated to "Xmas" because X is the 
    first letter in the Greek word for Christ, "Xristos."

  THE IMAGE: 
    The real St. Nicholas was tall and thin, and that's the way people remembered him for
    centuries, but Thomas Nast, a nineteenth-century cartoonist changed that image. His 
    drawings from 1863 to 1886 depicted St. Nick as the jolly, plump man familiar to us today.


Q: Who was Santa Claus? 
A: Santa Claus is based on Saint Nicholas, the bishop of Myra. Born in fourth century Turkey, 
   Nicholas had a reputation for generosity towards the poor and an impressive ability to 
   win converts to the church. His reputation for Christian activities infuriated the Romans, 
   who imprisoned and tortured Nicholas and didn't release him until Constantine-- who later 
   converted to Christianity--became emperor.  St. Nicholas' legendary generosity, especially 
   toward children, helped make him the man we now call Santa Claus.  Early legends surrounding 
   St. Nick had him deliver goodies to children while dressed in his bishop's robes. Pulled 
   by a donkey--the reindeer weren't introduced till later--the saint's gifts included fruits 
   and nuts.  Though he was banished from most European countries during the Protestant Reformation 
   of the sixteenth century, the Dutch kept the spirit of St. Nicholas--or "Sint Nikolass" as 
   they called him--alive. They even brought him to the New World with them, where his Dutch 
   name became "Sinterklass."  When the Dutch lost New Amsterdam to the English, Sinterklass 
   was Americanized to "Santa Clause," the name that lives on today.


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