We traveled all day and all night
To find this magickal site
Now we're here and there's no haste
We made it to Pagan Place

There's Ronn jumping over the fire
Doesn't that man ever get tired
Should he do that in a skirt made of lace
Well, only here in Pagan Place

There's Bob and Paul by the well
Going at it like bats out of hell
How do they manage such flare and grace
Must be something in the air at Pagan Place

There's Karen running skyclad through the woods
This Goddess really has all the goods
I'll lure her back to my base
In the middle of Pagan Place

There's Bob and Peggy by the lake
The noises they're making can't be fake
They've got huge smiles on their faces
They like it in Pagan Places

There's Cindi bending to feed a loon
With several people admiring her moon
I see we'll need condoms by the case
Here in the wilds of Pagan Place

There's Paul and some woman in the tents
Monkey sounds coming from all the vents
Later she told him that she was chaste
Well, now there's no virgins in Pagan Place

There in the meadow stands Patrick
Wearing nothing but eau de garlic
He's guarding the cows with a big ol' mace
Guess there'll be no barbarians in Pagan Place

There by the circle sits Scott
He's smoking a pipe with a big pot
He left his pulpit in great haste
And came running to Pagan Place

There's Steve and some men by the slide
Discussing the many uses for Astro Glide
Hope they can keep up the pace
'Cause I have that concession in Pagan Place

There's Tina our resident nurse
Trying to decide whom to dine on first
We vagetarians believe Italian to be in good taste
Diet's important here in Pagan Place

There's Megan with more than one guy
Seems she's trying to get some on the sly
But soon she'll be back in the chase
Running all over Pagan Place

Now I'm just sitting in the grass
Being a major pain in the ass
Later I'll have no time to waste
I've a Goddess to catch in Pagan Place

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