None of yer damn business, that's who. Ok, I am computer programmer. I'm sorry, the politically correct term is software developer. We hate being called computer programmers. The problem is that I hate computer programming so if you can offer me something more fun, please do so. I can do lots of stuff: ride motorcycles, sail boats, scuba dive, snow ski, play a drumset. So, get your bid in early, the market for someone with these skills is huge.

HURRY!!

Offer me a lot of money now before I get away. Services of this magnitude won't last.

Please return me to the wealth of useful information that IS Ted's home page!