In 1997 I bought a motorcycle and quit my crappy job. I then went on a journey south of the border (down Mexico way) It was quite an experience

GAMES I HAVE INVENTED

For the last several months some friends of mine along with myself have been playing a type of Roller Hockey that we have named Saks in honor of the fact that the parking lot of the local Saks 5th Avenue has provided the perfect arena, if you arrive at about 9:30, which is when all the cars have departed with their pretentious white trash occupants who think they have to drive Jaguars in order to keep up with the Jonesbouroughs not realizing or caring that there leaky ass British-engineered beasts have dared to leave oil slicks in all the most inconvenient spots on our hallowed playing field... Anyway we have perfected this hybrid sport to the point that I want to make it known to the world just in case some other lousy rat pastard (misspelled to fool the geocities auto-censor) realizes what a great game it is and steals it and makes his lousy stinking fortune while we are all sitting around with our sticks up our butts looking like chumps. Everybody go log in your diaries the date and the fact that you saw this here and then email me your name and permanent address in case I ever need to subpoena you as a witness. Hurry up.

Check out my Poetry.

Hey Ted, there is a question that has been plaguing me for all of the 15 or 20 seconds that I have been reading this excellent webpage. I really really really want to know where the link is that is entitled who the hell is Ted? Oh, there it is, never mind.

YOU: Hey Ted, what are you doing right this second?
ME: Nothing much, how about... HEY!!! You nosy bastards!!!!!! Mind your own damn bizness. Maybe having a webpage was a bad idea.

PICTURES:

a link to a picture

New and no longer temporary: Some pictures of my band from the Tulsa World
(Thanks to Roger and/or Valerie Wilson who scanned these in)

An ok picture, but I look like I am going somewhere
A picture in which I look ugly and out of focus
The interview part 1
The interview part 2 I was misquoted I think.

LINKS TO OTHER WEBPAGES:

The ACLU Despite tons of negative publicity and a lot of unpopular issues, these guys are (mostly) fighting the good fight to preserve the freedoms that we like to think we have.
TheOnion I don't want to over sell it or anything, but this is the best website on the internet. If you don't agree with me, you are wrong and you have a lousy sense of humour.
Wendi (My Wife) is very jealous of me because my webpage is so much better than hers is. But after all she is just an english teacher, while I on the other hand am a professional software developer.
Somewhere better than here is just any random word and a button click and subsequent link selection away.

Chris Bosken is some guy whose personal web page I happened upon a long time ago while looking for the text to "cruel shoes", and for some reason I bookmarked his page, and because it is in my bookmark list, I have been keeping up with ol' Chris's life ever since. Send him an email and tell him some guy he never heard of linked to his webpage and said to say hi.

I used to have more links, but my webpage was partially destroyed by the geocities editor. How? I do not know.

The number of times I have visited my home page:
This page last updated on 06/17/98

Hey look that thing above doesn't seem to work since I updated this today. (January something of 2000)

Hasta luego mis amigos.

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