ABSURDITIES
++4/3/98++ These files are things I have come across on the net and found them worth my time to repost them here for the general populace.
Drawings I have made.
OLD BUTTONS here.
Best1001.txt Some of the Best Jokes I have seen yet! Read them all! (One of Two).
Best1002.txt The appending set of jokes to Best1001.txt. If you loved the first, you will love these!
Impure Mathematics. A quaint story of little Polly Nomial and her erotic eventure in the wild world of math.
Cartoon Laws. Ever wonder about the governing laws of toon physics?
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.
Originated from: http://www.hax.com/eviloverlord/lists/overlord.html
Cell Block A and B.
-- This is an appened list to the Evil Overlord list. Contains 101-231.
Smurfs: little blue
Nazis.
-- a fairly humorous paper on our little blue friends.
Ozzy Osbourne meets Sesame Street.
-- another humorous tale of ozzy and his guest appearence on Sesame Street.