axioms

This is a home for the abstract thoughts, sound bytes and phrases that build the backbone of my own P.O.L. (philosophy of life).

Some are the ramblings of a lunatic (your humble narrator) and others are valuable lessons I've learned from some very astute individuals (credit given if I remember from whence they came).

If you take the time to glance through here, you may find something that makes you think; some attitudes you may relate to or concepts that might just piss you off. Any reaction works, it just proves your still alive.

Please, if you have anything to add (additional text or reactions) I welcome it ! If you decide to "flame" me, have the chutzpah to include your e-mail addy and reason (but be aware I have a LOT of friends who may want to respond also !!!)

 everything always works out for the best
 in the end.

  the end isnt here yet.

(me)

and it harm none; do as ye wilt

(traditional)

in perfect love and perfect trust

(traditional)

if god didn't create man, it is man's duty to create god

(me paraphrased)

  energy creates substance (einstein)
  thought creates energy (physiology)
  thought is substantial (naturaly)

(me)

prayer is directed thought,
asking god to affect the world 
witchcraft is directed thought,
 attempting to effect life
 oneself 
prayer is naught but witchcraft for those with no faith in
 themselves

(me)

  do i believe in a god? depending on definition,
 i'd be foolish not to
  does god believe in me ? depending on definition,
 He/She/It would be foolish not to

(me)

"ignorance is bliss" !?! bullshit, its curable
stupidity, on the otherhand, is a capital offense

(Lazarus Long paraphrased)

  love happens ,trust is earned

(me)

if you have to ask if you're ready for a family, 
you're probably not

(me)

  an aquaintance is worth the time day
  a friend is worth you're life

(me)

tryin's lyin', nothin' to it but to do it

(me)

  murphy was an optomist
  crowley was a shriner
jesus was a jew.
 what's with the spanish name ?

(I dunno)

  with all the shit going down in the world,
 you'd think mankind would grow

(me)

yeah sure its a small world,
 but i'd hate to have to paint it

( Michael Richards)

  money can't buy happiness

  but it buys a sailboat big enough to pull up alongside

( David Lee Roth)

love is easy, like takes effort

(me)

  there are no problems, only unrealised solutions

( self help tapes)

narf!

( Pinky)

  if at first you don't succeed, good !
  it gives you a chance to learn

(me)

careful what you ask for, you just might get it

(traditional)

  contrary to popular belief, lifes a kick

(me)

if at fisrt you don't succed, use a bigger hammer

( Grandpa Marty)

  quit yer bitchin'

(traditional)

its better to be pissed off than pissed on

(traditional)

  what, me worry?

( Alfred E. Newman)

a dogs life is simple 
if you can't eat it or fuck it piss on it

(traditional)

  c. y. a.

(cover yer ass)

(traditional)

if its worth doing once its worth doing to excess
moderation is for monks

(Lazarus Long paraphrased)

  never say never

( Romeo Void)

i want it all and i want it now !

( Queen)

  rub her feet

(Lazarus Long paraphrased)

there's no such thing as a fair fight
if you're not prepared to kill you're opponent
stay home

(Lazarus Long paraphrased)

  spring has sprung, the grass has riz
  i wonder where the birdies is
  some say the birds are on the wing
  isn't that absurd
  i thought the wings was on the bird

( Jesse, Sharons mom)

You have to kiss a lot of ugly toads

before you find the handsome prince

(traditional)

  If you can dream it, you can achieve it
  Dream big

(self help tapes)

Hmmm...