 | Cogito ergo oops. |
| Cogito ergo spud. I think, therefore I yam... |
| Coloring Book of Shadows. |
| Dark chocolate at the North; milk chocolate at the West! |
| Death's a bitch, and then you reincarnate. |
| Despite propaganda otherwise, The Christians CAN be dangerous. |
| Do I believe in the Bible?! Sheesh, man! I've seen one!!! |
| Do preachers do more than lay people? |
| Do something widdershins for a change. UNWIND! --.Nisaba |
| Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work? |
| Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $20.00. |
| Each one must walk one's own path. |
| Easter has been cancelled! They found the body! |
| Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill, an it harm none, do what ye will. |
| End of sermon. Let the orgy begin. |
| Eternal behavior patterns, unbroken by numerous reincarnations. |
| Eternity may well be composed of a very deep silence. |
| every thing she does is magic... |
| Every time I have all the answers, someone changes the questions! |
| Every valuable idea offends someone. |
| Everyone's dancing in a ring around the Sun... |
| Extinct species will never be Born Again. |
| Faith does not offer the least support for proof of truth. - Nietzsche |
| Faith is powerful, but only when accompanied by enlightenment. |
| Family values: My family is good, your family sucks. |
| Find Jesus? I didn't know he was lost. Try under the sofa... |
| For every thesis the mind produces, there is an anti-thesis. - Kant |
| Founding Member, Solipsist Society. "I think, therefore you are." |
| Freedom of religion includes the freedom to laugh at it. |
| Fundie King ad: "Have it OUR way...or burn in Hell!" |
| Get a taste of religion.....bite a nun! |
| God is dead. (Nietzsche) ... "Nietzsche is dead." (God) |
| He created OLD fossils! "Yeah, riiiigghht!" |
| I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing. - Fletch |
| I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. --Frank Lloyd Wright |
| I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. |
| I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time either. |
| I greet you in the name of He Who Is Not to be Named. |
| I'd be a Christian...if it wasn't for Christians. - M. Ghandi |
| Is that seat saved? "No, but we're praying for it." |
| Is there someone else up there we can talk to? |
| It always ends. That's what gives it its value. -- Death |
| Jesus died for our sins... Let's not disappoint him! |
| Jesus loves you. But then again, so does Barney. |
| Jesus Saves! He only takes half damage from the fireball! |
| Jesus saves, by using double coupons and shopping wisely... |
| Jesus saves, passes to Moses, He shoots, He SCORES!!! |
| Jesus saves...Moses invests...but the Mongol Hoards!!! |
| Jesus saves; he passes to Moses...Moses shoots...scores! |
| Jesus, Protect me from your followers! |
| O Lord, protect me from those to whom You speak directly... |
| OM MANI PADME ---um, what comes next? |
| Om squat! Om squat! Find for us a parking spot! |
| One man's myth is another man's religion. |
| One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. |
| One nation under God; with liberty, fries & a Coke to go. |
| Osirus can you see, by the dawn's early light...? |
| Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes. |
| Paul has remained Saul after all; the persecutor of God. - Nietzsche |
| Sacred cows make the best hamburger. |
| SATANIC (say tan' ik) adj. Anything a fundy Christian doesn't like. |
| Sects, sects, sects! Is that all you priests think about? |
| See how these Christians love one another. |
| Sermon good, missionary Tasty, send more soon. |
| Shamans are squeezeably soft! |
| Shhhh! The Christians think they're alone up here - God |
| Starclad dancing to the drums, something Wicca this way comes. |
| That was Zen, this is Tao. |
| That which groks is God. |
| The Goddess is Alive - Magick is afoot! |
| The Goddess is as much within you as without. |
| The Goddess is Here and She is Organizing. |
| The greater the Circle, the more the Love grows! |
| The Never-Never: where Atheists go to die. |
| The Road to Enlightenment is Long and Difficult. Bring Snacks and a Book to Read. |
| The sacred lies in the ordinary. |
| The secret of walking on water: Know where the rocks are. |
| The Secret to Immortality is .%&@{ NO CARRIER! |
| There is a sun god! And he is a fun god! Ra! Ra! RaRaRa! |
| There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple. |
| Thou art Goddess...We Grok Goddess. |
| Thy output come, thy input done. On disk as it is in memory. |
| Tolerance is the best religion. -- Victor Hugo |
| Total spiritual enlightenment helps me score with chicks. |
| Under Protection of the Goddess. (Hear that, Goddess??) |
| Upon such sacrifices the Gods themselves throw incense. - Shakespeare |
| Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister. |
| We all come from the Goddess and to her we shall return... |
| We'll burn that cross when we come to it. --Margali |
