 | A joke... is a story with a humorous climax. - Spock |
| A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone.-Worf |
| A phaser is the universal communicator. - Worf |
| Air Geordis : TNG Footwear |
| All babies speak Klingon. |
| Aren't you dead? - Kirk |
| With all due respect....BEGONE! Sir. - Worf |
| Be suicidal - join the Klingon Rollerball Team. |
| Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on. |
| Captain, I didn't know Human women were so fragile. - Worf |
| Load PICARD.COM? (M)ake it so/(B)elay that order |
| Captain, I protest. I am NOT a merry man! - Worf |
| Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons. |
| Captain, we are receiving 250,000 hails. How shall we respond? |
| Captain...one harmless little tribble?? - Cyrano Jones |
| Computer, you and I need to have a little talk. - O'Brien |
| Dax, did you tell him about that slug inside of you? - Sisko |
| Energize! said Picard.. and a pink bunny appeared... . |
| How does a warp drive work? "You say, 'Engage!'" |
| I *>HATE<* questionnaires. - Worf |
| I DO NOT...I do not yell. - Worf |
| I don't bite. Well, that's wrong; I do bite. - K'Ehleyr |
| I forgive you your blasphemy. - Q |
| I have morals. I just keep misplacing them. - Quark |
| I have never killed anyone at the dinner table. - K'ern |
| I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. * Picard |
| I'm a Science Officer. I'm +paid+ to have better ideas. Dax |
| I'm fully functional in ALL respects.... - DATA |
| Klingons appreciate strong women! - Worf |
| Klingons choose their friends very carefully. - Guinan |
| Maintain this position. I'll be in my ready room. -Picard |
| Q: How can I prove that I'm mortal? Worf: Die. |
| "Sam, Ziggy says you're a Klin" - <*WHAP*> "- Klingon." |
| Starfleet Academy has a drama department? |
| Starfleet: Peace through political correctness. |
| Steel Belted Trojans! For the *active* Klingon male! |
| Suicidal Person: "Hey there, bumpy-headed Klingon dude!" |
| Tasha Yar doesn't support Data entry...it never happened! |
| There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for jolly - Troi |
| There is a rumor going around that says Star Trek is just a TV show! |
| There is no honor in boring an enemy to death. - Worf |
| This is getting on my nerves! Now that I have them. - Q |
| Klingon adaptation of Earth sport: Full-contact golf. |
| Klingons do not play with toys; they *eat* them. |
| Thy little centuries go by so swiftly. - Q |
| To boldly go where no sane person has any business ... |
| To poldly bow air mobius gumby four.. <Trekkie on novocaine> |
| Vamoose, ya little varmint! - Data |
| Very humorous, indeed. Hysterical, in fact. - Data |
| Vulcan Aerobics: Live long and perspire. |
| We have unwelcome visitors, sir. - Worf |
| With all due respect....BEGONE! Sir. Worf |
| Worf. The big guy that never smiles. - Beverly |
| Would advice from Q be considered a Q-Tip? |
| Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during the mating? - G'kar |
| YES! I! finally! learned! how! to! punctuate! Kirk's! sentences! |
| You are no one's godfather. - Koloth to Dax |
| You may now give birth. -Worf |
| It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent - Q |
| I've got the only uniform that zips in front - Beverly |
| Join the Klingon Overhand Bowling Team. |
