How to Tell if a Redneck Has Been Working on a Computer:
 | The monitor is up on blocks. |
| Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. |
| The four front keys have rotted out. |
| The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them. |
| The numeric keypad only goes up to six. |
| The password is Bubba. |
| There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU. |
| There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. |
| The keyboard is camouflaged. |
| The mouse is referred to as a "critter." |
