Sex Across the Channel
An Englishman and a Frenchman were having a friendly discussion of the merits and
characteristics of their two nations.
The Englishman said, "You know, old chap, you Frenchman are famous on our side of
the Channel for being great lovers."
"Well, could be," replied the Frenchman. "I do not want to brag,
but I myself know one hundred deeferent poseetions for making ze love."
"I say, that certainly is impressive!" said the Englishman. "As
for me, well, I always just use the standard position -- you know, the woman lies on her
back and spreads her legs, and the man lies on top of her--"
"Sacre bleu!" exclaimed the Frenchman. "One hundred and one!"
