CHRISTMAS COOKING HELPER
When I do the Christmas cooking
I have a helper quite rare,
See those reindeer antlers hanging
up right over there?
Well, when I put them on and they
jingle as I work,
There is no way with my Christmas
cooking I could shirk.
They keep tune and beat with the
carols as I nod my head,
I know with special treat this season
My family will be well fed.
If you do not feel like working hard
ready for Christmas day.
Put on a pair of reindeer antlers and sing
those cooking blues away.
I sometimes wear them shopping
and cause many a smile,
It sure cheers folks up even if it is
for just a little while.
So go to the Dollar Store and purchase
yourself a pair today,
Then have fun and laughter for the
rest of the busy holiday.

(Millicent) Ann Margetson December 15, 2003