All of this stuff sounds fun I'm sure, but there is some stuff you might wanna know, just to help things go smoother. Here are some basic terms that I'll be using alot that you'd do well to learn...

Terms to know:

Straps = Clothing, esp. clothing for space travel or planetary landings.

Credit Chip = A universal monetary unit. Basically credit chips function like traveller's checks on Earth, but work (literally) across most galaxys, if they aren't accepted, then they can be converted to whatever system is used(if any).

Nekk Klamp = A collar-like device, capable of vocal input...which it then outputs an electrical charge that "taps" into the mental waves of another being(or the equivalent) which has the wonderful effect of translating speech or the equivalent into any one of over 400 million forms of communication(A "MUST HAVE"!!!).

Sniggle/Romp/Smak/etc. = Slang for sex(or the act thereof)

Drek-ken Industries = One of the 7 biggest interstellar corporations in the known universe. Drek-ken primarily controls the majority of mining, starship-building, and liqour operations of the Milky way Galaxy, as well as roughly 248 thousand other galaxies(also one of the primary enemies of all small time companies in those markets).

Trak = As in "to trak". "Trakking" is basically smuggling, or (usually)non-violent piracy and theft.

Hard Trakker = Same as above, but "Hard Trakkers" are usually much more lacking in ethics and morals. Hard trakkers tend to be almost totally ruthless, not to mention being really really impolite.

Pup Sack = Basically a backpack, with one difference. Pup sacks are designed for carrying ammunition, weapons, and other more aggressive baggage.

Black Sack = Same as a "pup sack" but are more often used by trakkers, since they're usually custom tailored by the wearer to throw off sensory equipment that would otherwise spot agressive baggage such as weapons. Also, Black Sacks are usually designed to carry items that can be delivered by a rope tucked somewhere to plant explosives.

More terms to be added soon!!!

Bio-File of the Alien Sex Fiend

Birth Name: Records witheld by Orr-bit Record protection under code: 2277896.997.B37 Sect: 889.5

Alias: Alien Sex Fiend

Age: 17 Earth Years

Height: 5 feet, 4 inches tall

Weight: 113lbs at Earth gravitational level

Measurements: Records witheld by Orr-bit management

Eye Color: Light Brown

Birth Planet: Earth, Milky Way Galaxy

Ship: Customized Killioti Compact Space Cruiser, with Neo-Dalrakkian Vapor Propulsion Unit, giving it power to casually cruise at LWarp-6(6X the speed of light), as one of the most modern propulsion systems to date. Also contains hybernation chambers for up to 8 passengers, Ritual Chamber, Bedding Chamber(customized), Televox "Mind Ripper" visual/audio system(complete with "Savage Distortion" speaker system), 3 teleporters, Full Armory, and weapons systems formidable enough to contest and possibly defeat any other ship lower than K-11.

Ship name: Leviathan

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