I've removed most of these, because they're so damn old. The only semi-recent one was inspired by Vijay Singh and Stewart Cink winning big-time golf tournaments in consecutive weeks (the 2004 PGA Championship and NEC Invitational, respectively).
Putts sink,
Hearts sing.
Yay, Cink!
Yay, Singh!
You've synched
Your swings.
On links,
You're kings.
