at the center of "life" there is "if."

august

first	denied
second	canned
third	the obon rebound
fourth	bet it's a tandy
sixth	call now (dream entry)
seventh	signs of the times
eighth	moment of clarity
ninth	wah-KEE-kee?
eleventh	me too!
twelfth	adverse reaction
thirteenth	tanjoobi omedetoo
fifteenth	blades and bite marks
sixteenth	then stay off the sidewalk
	don't read this
seventeenth	the dark side
eighteenth	and i'm an addict
twenty-first	service with a grunt
twenty-third	honestly officer
twenty-fourth	halcyon & on & on
twenty-fifth	kicking and screaming
twenty-sixth	it's life, jim
twenty-eighth	brother, can you spare a gun?
thirtieth	democraps
thirty-first	go team