From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: IAQ: INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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Date: Tue, 26 Nov 1991 12:08:06 GMT
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What color is an orange?
Why didn't any of the wacky neighbors ever notice that Vicki was
a robot on "Small Wonder"?
Will they retitle "Space:1999" reruns in eight years?
Why are dogs with a dark blotch named "Spot" and not "Blotch"?
What's the difference between one hand clapping?
Where *are* those four corners of the world that Ed McMahon's
"Star Search" looks for talent in?
Would you please autograph this football for me, Mr. Villechaise?
Did you play the voice of Roger Rabbit, Mr. Dukakis?
If the Earth's crust were made from pastry, would pies be topped
with a dough layer called "the Earth's outer layer"?
When are you going to visit the surface of the Sun again?
Should I train Spot to press the detonator to that nuclear bomb?
How hard is it to remove a bowling ball from the human ear canal
while wearing gloves?
Why do Betty Rubble's eyes have whites but not Wilma's?
My knees are blind, but would putting X-ray specs on them do
anything?
What's on Channel 1 right now?
Why are Eggo waffles circular if they're made to go in toasters?
Would a suit of armor made from Spam protect you against evil
vegetarians?
Could I patent the concept of patenting things?
Pro wrestling is fake, but what about amateur wrestling?
If someone asks you "Hey, you DON'T want any drugs, right?"
should you Just Say No or Just Say Yes?
Would it be better to legally change my name to Xxxx X. Xxxxx or
Oooo O. Ooooo?
What's the holiday where everyone traditionally eats broken glass?
Can I have a second helping of that broken glass?
How do you convert light years to dog years?
Can you give me some advice, Reverend Pee-wee?
What should I feed my pet rock?
Which is better, sex or staring at static on a TV screen until
your eyes burn out?
How many light bulbs does it take to change your underwear?
Can I borrow your hair, Mr. Shatner?
Do you think it's wise for me to cut off my wart with this
flaming chainsaw?
Am I really on "Candid Enema"?
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