Park Bench

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Woman sits on park bench reading a book, enjoying her time, when a man walks up to the bench, and also sits down, reading another book. He smiles, and seems to enjoy himself. This goes on a for a few minutes, when the woman, while still looking at her book says...

W: Jeez, give it up!

M: (turns head to look at woman with stunned, curious look on face) Give what up? What do you mean?

W: You know what I mean.

M: Actually, I don't.

W: Well, since you don't appear to know what I'm talking about, I'll tell you. Your incessant whining, you dumbass.

M: I'm not whining.

W: Oh, yes, I do(the do said with a special emphasis) believe you are.

M: I was just sitting here, reading this book.

W: Ah, but I smelled it on your clothes.

M: You smelled IT on my clothes? What did you smell on my clothes?

W: That scent of yours. That scent you give off when you're whining. 1