Systems Administrator...
Here are to the consequences of marrying someone who is in the field of computers. The day's conversation is between a wife married to a husband who is a Systems Administrator.
Husband: (Returning from work) Good evening dear I am
logged in.
Wife: Have you brought groceries?
Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you in the morning.
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: At least give me your credit card I want to do
some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied.
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or
are you just funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot
like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It's by Default
Wife: What about you salary?
Husband: File in use... Try again later.
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus.
Did you know.