Blessed are the single...

Blessed are the single, for theirs alone is their income.
Blessed are those who are detached, they can go where they please, when they please.
Blessed are the non-couples, they shall inherit no one else's problems but their own.
Blessed are the uncommitted, they have no phone calls to wait for.
Blessed are those who do not thirst for companionship, they do not have to share the remote control device.
Blessed are the purely unattached, they will see what they want in shops and go buy it without any thought as to whether their mate will approve of the purchase. In other words, they can indulge without guilt.
Blessed are those who are not persecuted when Valentine's day rolls in, they do not need some special day declared to remind them that they are happy in their present state.
Blessed are you when couples walk arm in arm on a rainy day, you're not getting wet, they are. (I mean, try squeezing two people under a small umbrella).
Blessed are the regret-less, for they can provide mathabo to anyone without guilt feelings.
Blessed are those without lovers, for they can enjoy countless night outs and come back home the following day around 11 am without having to account to anyone.
Yes, indeed, the joyful are those who aren't married for they can enjoy all their weekends with friends.