Hazardous Material Data Sheet...


    [WOMAN!!] Element:
       Woman.
    Symbol:
       WO2
    Discoverer:
       Adam
    Atomic Mass:
       Accepted at 55kg but varies between 45kg to 225 kg.
    Occurence:
       Large quantities in urban areas; traces in all other areas.

    Physical Properties:
    1. Surface is covered in powder or polluted film.
    2. Boils at nothing, freezes for no reason.
    3. Melts if treated properly.
    4. Bitter if used incorrectly.
    5. Found in various grades from virgin material to common ore.
    6. Yields to pressure applied gently to selected areas/points.
    Chemical Properties:
    1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and precious stones.
    2. Absorbes great quantities of expensive substances.
    3. May explode spontaneously.
    4. Softens and takes on a red glow if soaked in hot water.
    5. Activity greatly affected when saturated in alcohol.
    6. Most powerful income reducing agent known to man.
    Common Uses:
    1. Highly ornamental in sports cars.
    2. Can be a great aid in stress relief and relaxation.
    Tests:
    1. Pure specimen turns bright pink when discoverd in natural state.
    2. Turns green if placed besides a better specimen.

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