Men Are Like...

Bank Accounts:
Without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest.
Commercials (Ads):
They're fun to watch but don't believe everything they say.
Computers:
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Cooler boxes:
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Copiers:
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Government Bonds:
They take so long to mature.
Horoscopes:
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Parking Spots:
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
Popcorn:
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Used Cars:
Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
Newborn Babies:
They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Vacuum Cleaners:
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Chocolate Bars:
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right to your hips.
Coffee:
The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night.
Floor Tiles:
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Blenders:
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
High Heels:
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Lava Lamps:
Fun to look at but not all that bright.
Mascara:
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Place Mats:
They only show up when there's food on the table.
ATM's:
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Bananas:
The older they get the less firm they become.
Crystal:
Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.
Dry Cleaners:
Some work fast and leave no ring.