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Q: How can you tell if there are elephants under your bed?
A: You can touch the ceiling with your nose.
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a jar of peanut butter?
A: The elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck.
Q: What has big ears, weighs two thousand pounds, and has two trunks?
A: An elephant on vacation.
Q: How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge?
A: He takes out his VISA card.
Q: What did the elephant say to Mikhail Gorbachev?
A: Nothing. Elephants don't speak Russian.
Q: Why did the elephants quit their job at the factory?
A: They got tired of working for peanuts.
Q: What is gray and powdery?
A: Instant elephant.
Q: What weighs four thousand pounds and sings?
A: Harry Elefonte.
Q: What's gray and stamps out jungle fires?
A: Smokey the Elephant.
Q: Why do elephants have wrinkled ankles?
A: They lace their sneakers too tightly.
Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A: Big holes all over Australia.
Q: Why was the elephant wearing sunglasses?
A: You wouldn't want to be recognized if someone were telling these jokes about you, would you?
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