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A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
If you do not tell the truth about yourself, you can't tell it about other people.
The scariest words known to man: "We need to talk."
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -
The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune.
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those that want to BE something, and those that want to DO something. (There is less competition in the second category.)
There is danger in delaying, good fortune in acting.
There is no time like the present to postpone what you ought to be doing.
There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
There's at least one fool in every married couple.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Things are always at their best in the beginning.
This is the day for firm decisions! Or is it?
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
To be at ease is better than to be at business.
To be wise, the only thing you need to know is when to say "I don't know."
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
To regret nothing is the beginning of wisdom.
Too bad the only people that know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
Trust, like the soul, never returns once it is gone.
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are no good.
Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
Under capitalism, man exploits man; under socialism, the reverse is true. -
Upon a good foundation a good building may be raised, and the best foundation in the world is money.
Violence is the last recourse of the incompetent.
War spares not the brave, but the cowardly.
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Wasting time is an important part of living.
We all like praise, but a hike in our pay is the best kind of ways.
We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.
We don't know who discovered water, but we are certain it wasn't a fish.
We have met the enemy and not only is he ours, he is us.
We know the sound of two hands clapping, but what of the sound of one?
We live as we dream - alone.
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
We really don't have any enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
We try and hide the fact that we got lost between chaos and confusion.
What I ought to do, I can; if I can, why don't I?
What comes by nature costs no money.
What is worth doing is worth doing for money.
*** What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window.
What you are, not what you have, is what makes you rich.
What you enjoy is much more important then what you have.
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at me. That's the price she has to pay.
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't any.
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.
When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.
When people share their fears with you, share your courage back.
When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
When you ain't got nothin', you got nothin' to lose.
When you dig another out of trouble, you've got a place to bury your own.
When you finally discover all of Life's answers, they'll change the questions.
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad things you did do - that's memoirs.
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax.
Wherever you go...There you are.
Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.
Why, that's the most unheard-of thing I've ever heard of.
Win without boasting and lose without excuse.
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
Work fascinates me, I could sit and watch it for hours.
Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
You always find something in the last place you look, unless it's not there.
You can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't swallow a cage, can you?
You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, he will continue the learning process as long as he lives.
You cannot use your friends and have them too.
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
You would if you could but you can't so you won't.
Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
Blaming has no positive effect at all, nor does trying to persuade using reason and arguments.
If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.
A woman who dresses to kill probably cooks the same way.
To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.
Perfection is finally attained, not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.
Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible.
There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love when they no longer love each other.
Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could , some blunders and absurdities crept in , forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day , you shall begin it serenly and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense
If you want to acquire knowledge read books , to acquire wisdom observe.
Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability.
Be all that you can be, but first be yourself.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless (--- Mother Teresa).
I count him braver who conquers his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self (--- Aristotle).
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender (--- Emil Ludwig).
Being yourself is not remaining what you were, or being satisfied with what you are. It is the point of departure.
Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it is within the reach of every man to live nobly, but within no man's power to live long.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up (--- Dorothy Day).
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Through our willingness to help others we can learn to be happy rather than depressed.
All things are difficult before they are easy.