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Whoever walks with the wise will become wise; whoever walks with fools will suffer harm.
The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance (--- Charles Spurgeon).
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep (--- Scott Adams).
Ideas won't work unless you do.
Bad governments are elected by good citizens who don't vote.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime.
It may be that one reason a dog is a good friend is his tail wags and not his tongue.
The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you sit there.
There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
A day without sunshine is like night.
If marriages were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
At my age I've seen it all, heard it all, done it all, but I just can't remember it all.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.
The person who can smile when things are going wrong has thought of someone else to blame it on.
People and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit.
Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Every person that you meet knows something you don't; learn from them!
Some men dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them.
Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes of which all men have some (--- Charles Dickens).
Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for a while ... it isn't so hot.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
Not all men are stupid. Some are still single.
Things you believe in are more real than things of logic.
Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth (--- Abraham Lincoln).
You can ask people to forgive but you cannot ask people to forget (--- Kofi Annan).
There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't even tell the truth without lying (---Josh Billings).
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools (--- Ernest Hemingway).
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading (--- Henny Youngman).
If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings (--- Gertrude Stein).
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing.
Opportunities multiply as they are seized; they die when neglected.
The only good husbands stay bachelors; they're too considerate to get married.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt (--- Abraham Lincoln).
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness (--- James Thurber).
The man who knows how, will always find a place in life, but the man who knows why, will probably be his boss.
No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.
Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.
The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want, I will be happy."
I've learned- that it's not what you have in your life that counts, but how much you have in your bank accounts.
The more corrupt a society, the more numerous its laws.
O Lord! thou knowest how busy I must be this day: if I forget thee, do not thou forget me (--- Sir Jacob Astley, 15th Century British Squire)
Experience is the worst teacher,it gives the test before the lesson.
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but; if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say..........
You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem you had last year.
Visitors are insatiable devourers of time, and fit only for those who, if they did not visit, would do nothing.
"It was so cold I almost got married."
I don't know the key to success. But the key to failure is trying to please everybody (--- Bill Cosby).
When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free (--- Charles Evans Hughes).
The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all (--- G. K. Chesterton).
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is as silly as geting married just because you do.
It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride.
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper!
The heights by great men reached and kept,
Were not obtained by sudden flight.
But they, while their companions slept,
Were toiling upward in the night.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there.
I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do. That is character!
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime, and too sleepy to worry at night.
The better work men do is always done under stress and at great personal cost.
The moments that have vanished are hard to find, so lets strive to stay ahead.
I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.
Living for today is fine - but what if you're unlucky and tomorrow comes?
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
Caring for others is great. Sometimes not-caring can also be a kind of care.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Of all the judgments we pass in life, none is more important than the judgment we pass on ourselves (--- Nathaniel Branden).
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
It has been my observation that people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Through wisdom a house is built; and by understanding it is established.
Take a circle, caress it, and it will turn vicious! Do it today, tomorrow it might be illegal!