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  1. Any woman can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
  2. The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce.
  3. Enjoy yourself. if you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else.
  4. Ignorance is the mother of admiration.
  5. I have seen the truth and it does not make sense.
  6. * My dog is a whiz at Maths. The other day I asked him what is 12 minus 12 and he said nothing.
  7. Everyday people are straying away from the church and going back to GOD.
  8. Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
  9. * The Creator before the Created.
  10. Each one of us is an influence, the keeper of a light, the living light of GOD that shines in us. Guard it well, but do not cover it, let it shine on others and for others.
  11. When you keep your head down for long there shall come a time when you'll never be able to lift it up.
  12. A lover is not someone you can live with but someone you cannot live without.
  13. Do not hunt what you cannot kill.
  14. Everything has a price tag attached to it. Only fools think it's for free.
  15. There is no point in cows passing a resolution in favour of vegetarianism as long as the lion is of a different opinion.
  16. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not more so.
  17. Our necessities are few but our wants are endless.
  18. "Where the telescope ends, the microscope begins". Which of the two has a grander view?
  19. When men are employed they are best contented.
  20. Money is a machine for doing quickly and commodiously what would be done, though less quickly and commodiously, without it.
  21. The love of money is the root of all evil. Lack of money is the root of all evil.
  22. Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
  23. When she was good she was very very good. When she was bad she was horrid.
  24. Everything is a trade-off. If you want a high standard of living, you have to settle for a low quality of life.
  25. Every generation regards as natural the institutions to which it is accustomed.
  26. The right information at the right time is nine-tenth of any battle (--- Napoleon Bonaparte).
  27. The use of money is all the advantages there is in having money.
  28. If you have been wronged a poor memory is the best response.
  29. When I am good I am very good. When I am bad I am even better.
  30. It's the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it's the little differences that make them interesting.
  31. Often we have no time for our friends but all the time in the world for our enemies.
  32. I am forever amazed at the will, the ingenuity, and the readiness to sacrifice that impoverished communities display in their struggle to survive and grow.
  33. There is a time in the life of every problem when it is big enough to see, yet small enough to solve.
  34. It's a slope where one gathers momentum while climbing.
  35. A spoken word flies, you won't catch it.
  36. The trouble with...
    • growing old is having to listen to your children's advice.
    • doing nothing is that you never know when you've finished.
    • people who don't have much to say is that you have to listen so long to find out.
  37. Common sense is not so common.
  38. You don't need a weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing.
  39. The trend is your friend except at the end when it bends.
  40. Nobody can catch all the fluctuations.
  41. The market is like a flu virus - as soon as you think you have it pegged, it mutates into something else.
  42. *Mountain, Wind, Forest, Fire.
    Banner carried by the troops of the 17th Century Japanese General Shingen to connote that success in battle required knowing when to be:
    • as immovable as a mountain,
    • as quick as the wind,
    • as patient as the forest,
    • and when to invade like a fire
  43. I know millions of things that won't work. I've certainly learnt a lot.
  44. The same Nature which delights in periodical repetition in the skies is the Nature which orders the affairs of the Earth. Let us not underrate the value of that hint.
  45. Garbage in, garbage out.
  46. For every complex problem there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong.
  47. If making money is a slow process, losing it is quickly done.
  48. Live long enough and you will eventually be wrong about everything.
  49. If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger.
  50. What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens.
  51. Nothing weakens a government as persistent inflation.
  52. The less government we have, the better.
  53. All our knowledge brings us nearer to our ignorance.
  54. Theory helps us bear our ignorance of fact.
  55. The theory of probabilities is at bottom nothing but common sense reduced to Calculus.
  56. If you can look into the seed of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, Speak.
  57. What's past is prologue.
  58. The government of a nation is often decided over a cup of coffee.
  59. Knowledge is power.
  60. Power is barrels.
  61. Don't trust any statistics which you haven't forged yourself.
  62. Cut your losses short.
  63. He who sells what isn't his 'n
    Buys it back or goes to prison.
  64. There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
  65. Death is life's way of saying you've been fired.
  66. A fire-fighter fights fire,
    A crime-fighter fights crime,
    What does a freedom-fighter fight?
  67. When you find out how far you can go, you've gone too far.
  68. Women are to blame for most of the lying men do. They insist on asking questions.
  69. Success is relative.
    The more success, the more the relatives.
  70. * On a notice board in a bank "Money does not grow on trees, but yours will blossom in our branches".
  71. Life is the biggest bargain. We get it for nothing.
  72. Politics is a lot like religion. Except in politics, it's your opponent who confesses your sins.
  73. * Where will I be ten years from now? I delight in not knowing. That's one of the greatest things about life - its wonderful surprises.
  74. Leaving the nightmares of the past need not mean the end of dreams.
  75. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all ten metres tall.
  76. Real integrity stays in place whether the test is adversity or prosperity.
  77. If ever we wish to achieve our full potential as human beings, we must be willing to risk failure over and over and over again. Every single one of the great men and women has been a great failure (--- Brian Tracy).
  78. If the desire to get somewhere is strong enough in a person, his whole being, conscious and unconscious, is always at work, looking for and devising means to get to the goal.
  79. Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love.
  80. Habit is a cable; we weave a thread each day, and at last we cannot break it (--- Horace Mann).
  81. Pray not for lighter burdens but for stronger backs (--- Theodore Roosevelt).
  82. Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value (--- Albert Einstein).
  83. If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.
  84. To care passionately for another human creature brings always more sorrow than joy, but one would not be without that experience (--- Agatha Christie)
  85. Most people search high and wide for the keys to success. If they only knew, the key to their dreams lies within.
  86. A year from now you may wish you had started today.
  87. Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
  88. I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?
  89. The sweetest of all sounds is praise.
  90. The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labour.
  91. If you go in search of honey, you must expect to encounter bees.
  92. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."
  93. When life brings changes and heartache, it is important to remember that everything you've loved will forever be a part of who you are.
  94. Love is the light within you that can never be put out. May it be the healing force that brings you strength and comfort.
  95. The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.
  96. Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind.
  97. The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
  98. Every man builds his world in his own image. He has the power to choose, but no power to escape the necessity of choice.
  99. I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.
  100. A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.
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