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  1. The dark barrier called fear may be high and imposing but it is often exceedingly thin.
  2. The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
  3. Despite inflation, the wages of sin have remained the same.
  4. A lot of time has been wasted over which came first, the hen or the egg. (It was the rooster)
  5. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
    Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
  6. Preserve wildlife- pickle a squirrel.
  7. Blaming all your problems on nature does not change the nature of your problems.
  8. Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbour's new one.
  9. * On a shopping mall: "Please feed the bins, the floors are on diet".
  10. * In a school corridor: "Exams in progress, do not pass".
  11. You are not really successful until somebody claims that he sat next to you at school.
  12. To eat is humane, to digest divine.
  13. Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a friend.
  14. We are different people living different lives at separate times.
  15. We may share the same sky but we have different horizons.
  16. Ever Noticed:
    • that the shortest queue becomes the slowest once you choose it.
    • that the first person who gets out of a crowded lift is always standing at the back.
    • how quickly 'pay later' comes when you 'buy now'.
    • that the last key in the bunch opens the lock.
    • that when you wash tight clothes they get tighter, but when you wash loose clothes they get looser.
    • that grandchildren grow faster than children.
    • that there are bargain airfares to every destination except yours.
  17. Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same views.
  18. Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
  19. Readers are of 2 sorts: One who carefully goes through a book, and the other who lets the book go through him.
  20. He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day.
  21. Liberty is a precious commodity, so precious that it must be rationed.
  22. Ancient wisdom teaches that the pursuit of pleasure will inevitably narrow one's chances of longevity.
  23. He who lives without discipline dies without honour.
  24. It's wonderful to be successful. But even better to be able to share the success.
  25. In three words I can sum up everything I've learnt about life. It goes on.
  26. Sometimes the news is in the noise, and sometimes the news is in the silence.
  27. It's not news when a dog bites a man. But it's good news when a man bites a dog.
  28. Live everyday as if it were your last... and one day you will be right.
  29. The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in the company of someone you don't want to be seen with.
  30. Suicide is the surest form of self-criticism.
  31. If a committee is allowed to discuss a bad idea long enough, it will vote to implement the idea simply because so much work had been done on it.
  32. Unlimited power can solve any problem except what to do with manpower. If a man can dig a hole in one minute, why can't 60 men dig a hole in one second.
  33. Rule of the Restaurant: If you can't pronounce it, you can't afford it.
  34. Problems that go away by themselves often come back by themselves.
  35. Never say you don't know - nod wisely, leave calmly, then run like hell to find an expert.
  36. Think positively. If you fall into a river check your pockets for fish.
  37. The lecture is a procedure whereby the material in the notes of the lecturer is transferred to the notes of the student without passing through the minds of either.
  38. Plagiarism: Copying from one source when writing a paper is plagiarism. But copying from several books is research.
  39. The human brain is an amazing thing, it starts working the moment you are conceived and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  40. Speech is like pregnancy. It's easy to conceive but difficult to deliver.
  41. Sorrow is better than laughter, it may sadden your face but it sharpens your understanding.
  42. I found something more bitter than death - women.
  43. Do not let anything worry or cause you pain. Yo aren't going to be young very long.
  44. He who guards his mouth preserves his life.
  45. Be nice to people you meet on your way up because you shall meet them on your way down.
  46. Whoever clings to the old is destined to sink with it.
  47. Whoever wants to finish something quickly must do it right the first time around.
  48. Business has only two functions- marketing and innovation.
  49. There is a risk in everything you do, but without taking risks you would achieve nothing.
  50. Don't waste time looking for obstacles, there may not be any.
  51. The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
  52. * The Japanese say that you can determine a person's intelligence by how far into the future they plan. There are people in Japan who think 300 years ahead. Most people here think 20 years behind.
  53. GOD knows our thoughts - why hide them?.
  54. Forget what is behind - reach for what lies ahead.
  55. It takes a live fish to swim against the stream.
  56. Love saves others, not itself.
  57. Freedom comes from within, not from the system.
  58. Our wills are ours to make them thine.
  59. Learn from the past; don't copy it.
  60. Beware when all speak well of you.
  61. It is nice to be important but equally important to be nice.
  62. Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbours.
  63. My principle is my praise. But my practice of not obeying orders is my fault.
  64. There are two kinds of senses; common sense and nonsense.
  65. Figures don't lie but liars figure.
  66. If you don't have a vision, then your reality will always be determined by other's perceptions.
  67. You are unique, and if that is not fulfilled then something has been lost.
  68. The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved (--- Mother Teresa).
  69. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love fall in love with somebody else.
  70. Never waste a minute of your precious time by squandering it thinking about people you don't like.
  71. Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
  72. Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
  73. Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it.
  74. The hardest part of anything is the beginning, and the second hardest part is letting go when it's the end.
  75. A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we take the least thought about acquiring.
  76. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.
  77. The memories of tomorrow depend on your attitude today.
  78. He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality.
  79. If you go looking for a friend, you're going to find they're very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere.
  80. Faith is building on what you know is here, so you can reach what you know is there.
  81. Money changes people just as often as it changes hands.
  82. Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future (--- Deepak Chopra).
  83. At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable.
  84. Another person's secret is like another person's money: you are not as careful with it as you are with your own.
  85. Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
  86. To be able to look at change as an opportunity to grow -- that is the secret to being happy.
  87. People who think money can do anything may very well be suspected of doing anything for money (--- Mary Pettibone Poole).
  88. What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal (--- Albert Pike).
  89. What you do speaks so loud I cannot hear what you say (--- Ralph Waldo Emerson).
  90. Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
  91. If you take each challenge one step at a time, with faith in every footstep, your strength and understanding will increase.
  92. There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those.
  93. Attitude is more important than aptitude in determining final altitude.
  94. Always remember that striving and struggle precede success, even in the dictionary.
  95. Don't believe in superstition or else it'll bring you bad luck!
  96. Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
  97. The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers (--- Deepak Chopra).
  98. The way to love anything is to realize it might be lost.
  99. The bittersweet tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
  100. Lost time is like a run in a stocking, it always gets worse.
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