Imperfect ID

We are Disorganization of 4 parts. There should be 5, obviously, but one of our sub-churches [which is in no way related to the Church of the Sub-Genius] never came back from their vacation in Guam, where they were all impersonating a little old lady by the name of Maggie Stern in a psychedilic Winnebego. Please forward any information concerning these poor, lost souls to the below email link.

There's my personal cabal, the Transylvanian Fishkiller Cabal, led by me, Episkopos General Fathom (This) MacBeth, THm, KSC (I'm also head of the Profederacy at large, because nobody else would have anything to do with the stigma of leadership - I'm a self-sacrificing sort.) The Fishkillers are involved in both the intellectual and Bacchanalian aspects of Operation Mindfuck.

Secondly, we have the International House of Pan Cabal, also known as the House of Pranks, led by the Rev. Brother Bezoomny Koshka, who is our primary newsgroup liaison. We're still not entirely sure what they want.

Thirdly, we have our mysterious sister-group, the Whores of Babylon, led (as we understand it) by whoever is the 2nd youngest member. They don't really interact with us much, but everyone likes whores, and they give us money. We don't have the heart to tell them we aren't really pimps.

Our newest sub-church is the Erisian School of Zen Warlockry (of the House of St. Francis). They used to call themselved Omnitheists, but grew tired of people mishearing the name as "atheist" and starting the wrong argument. They are strong supporters of the cathechism "Everything is true." Rev. (?) Kelleigh Boru Tzu, KSC, EZW, S.I.T., takes care of their page.

We have one Sub-church Opportunity available, and are hiring immediately. If you have a professional demeanor, a will to succeed, and are a self-starter, you're probably not a Discordian! Send resume and salary requirements to Armand@mindspring.com.

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