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None shall pass until you answer me these questions three.

51. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

52. Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?

53. What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

54. If you had everything, where would you keep it?

55. Why does Hawaii have interstates?

56. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

57. Did Adam and Eve have navals?

58. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

59. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

60. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

61. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

62. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

63. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

64. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

65. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

66. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

67. How do you let someone know you've just painted a "Wet Paint" sign?

68. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your criminal record?

Remember, this is a growing collection and I haven't had time to add much so if you know any stupid questions just send them to me:
wthuney@attglobal.net

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