Chorus:
     ringa-dinga dum
     a'ringa-dinga daddio'
     ringa-dinga dum
     fol-a whack fol-a laddio'

     She had a wooden leg
     that was hollow down the middle
     she tied it with some string
     and she played it like a fiddle
     she fiddled in the hall
     she fiddled in the alley way
     she didn't give a damn
     'cause she had to piddle any way

Chorus:

     She said she wouldn't dance
     unless she had her Wellies on
     but when she had 'em on
     she could dance as well as anyone
     she wouldn't go to bed
     unless she had her chemise on
     but when she had it on
     she'd go to bed with anyone

Chorus:

     She had lovers by the score
     she had Tom-n-Dick-n-Harry
     she courted night and day
     and yet she wouldn't marry
     but then she fell in love
     with the fella' with the stammer
     when he tried to run away
     she hit him with a hammer

Chorus:

     She had children up the stairs
     she had children in the boyer
     another ten or twelve
     sittin' rollin' by the fire
     she fed them on potatoes
     and soup she made from lentils
     and lumps of hairy bacon
     that she boiled up in the kettle

Chorus:

     She had led a sheltered life
     eatin' porridge and black puddin'
     she terrorized her man
     until he died right sudden
     when her husband died
     she was feeling kind of sorry
     so she rolled him in a sack
     and threw him in the quarry

Chorus:X-2