Where Have You Gone, Gary Larson?

I opened up my paper one day to see
the Family Circle was no more.
Instead of that, I found a strange cartoon
filled with chickens, cows, and dinosaurs.

Where did you come from, Gary Larson?
and the creation you call the Far Side?
Where'd Universal Press go to dredge up and find
your truly perverted mind?

Soon, however, your view got to me:
The dinosaurs died from smoking nicotine.
Insects have neuroses and a family life,
and the science lab is filled with strife.

Where did they come from, Gary Larson?
Those ideas for the Far Side?
Where'd Universal Press go to dredge up and find
your wonderful perverted mind?

Each day you showed us, and clearly so,
The world is more crazy than we'll ever know.
Cow will play jokes on almost anyone,
and don't trust Rover with your gun.

Where have you gone, Gary Larson?
Why have you left us behind?
How will we fill the space of the Far Side from
another perverted mind?

The last panels were printed today,
No more will your twisted humor play.
Did the cows start to blackmail you,
or did the elephants threaten to sue?

Where have you gone, Gary Larson?
Why have you left us behind?
How will we fill the space of the Far Side from
another perverted mind?

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