Tune and Words: Sherman Dorn
You know that eating cows will kill you real quick.
Those hormones and the guilt complex will surely make you sick.
Take up the fight to save us from the sirloin-eating party:
Join the Bovine Liberation Singin' Army.
In the Bovine Liberation Singin' Army,
your rations will have no flank, chuck, sirloin, ground, or
roast.
We'll be blowin' up those abbatoirs in eight-part harmony
in the Bovine Liberation Singin' Army.
You know that eating pigs will kill you real quick.
Trichinosis and the guilt complex will surely make you sick.
Take up the fight to save us from the sausage-eating party:
Join the Porcine Liberation Singin' Army.
In the Porcine Liberation Singin' Army,
your rations will have no bacon, roasted pork, or spam.
We'll be blowin' up Piggly-Wigglies in eight-part harmony
in the Porcine Liberation Singin' Army.
You know that eating chickens will kill you real quick.
Bacteria and the guilt complex will surely make you sick.
Take up the fight to save us from the shake-'n'-baking party:
Join the Poultry Liberation Singin' Army.
In the Poultry Liberation Singin' Army,
your rations will have no turkey, duck, chicks, or paté.
We'll be blowin' up those KFC's in eight-part harmony
in the Poultry Liberation Singin' Army.
You know that eating seafood will kill you real quick.
Mercury and the guilt complex will surely make you sick.
Take up the fight to save us from the crableg-eating party:
Join the Crustacean Liberation Singin' Army.
In the Crustacean Liberation Singin' Army,
your rations will have no lobster, oysters, crabs, or clams.
We'll be blowin' up those boiling pots in eight-part harmony
in the Crustacean Liberation Singin' Army.
You know that eating lambchops will kill you real quick.
The ghost of Sherri Lewis and the guilt complex will surely make
you sick.
Take up the fight to save us from the mutton-eating party:
Join the Ovine Liberation Singin' Army.
In the Ovine Liberation Singin' Army,
your rations will have no mutton, Fenton, and no lamb.
We'll be blowin' up those pastures in eight-part harmony
in the Ovine Liberation Singin' Army.
You know that eating wheat will kill you real quick.
Those proteins and the guilt complex will surely make you sick.
Take up the fight to save us from the gluten-eating party:
Join the Gluten-Free Liberation Singin' Army.
In the Gluten-Free Liberation Singin' Army,
your rations will have no wheat, oats, rye, and no barley.
We'll be blowin' up those grain mills in eight-part harmony
in the Gluten-Free Liberation Singin' Army.
Copyright © 1999, Sherman
Dorn
Last updated October 13, 1999
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