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1. Please describe your experiences and/or training with any armed forces/militia/backyard sessions.

2. Are you trained to fly a Chinook helicopter?
Yes
No

3. Check next to all the explosive devices that you have learned to use.
C4 charges
Dynamite
Plastic
Napalm
Heavily shaken cans of Big K cola

4. Describe your experiences with the alien beings, if any.

5. Please check next to all fighting skills you are expert in.
Kickboxing
Kung Fu
Street Brawling
Karate
Ju-jitsu
Judo

6. Please check next to all the weapons you are expert in.
M-16
AK-47
Automatic Shotgun w/ ammo drum
Tec-9
Uzi "Sporter"
M79-LF Tear Gas Laucher
Desert Eagle .45
AR-15
Colt Delta H-Bar
My hands are certified deadly weapons

7. Which statement most accurately describes you?
"I am the wind."
"Flee in the face of my wrath, mortals!"
"I am the shadow- I move like wraith, undetected."
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
"Aaaagghhh! Don't hurt me!"

8. Which of these magazines do you read?
Gun & Ammo
Home Electrictian
The Shotgun News
The Fortean Times
Flying Saucer
The Magic Bullet
Bizarre Rantings Weekly

9. Could you subdue a screaming mob of "Frenchmen"?
Yes
No

10. Do you realize that this is a joke?
Yes
Of course
Certainly

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