For the convenience of the Nay-Sayers I have created this simple tool for registering dissatisfaction with my vital work. Arranged here are some of the more common fallacious statements hurled at me, for your easy selection. Please note that all of these accusations have been soundly refuted.

Dear Photographer X,

I am a person who
cannot get a joke
takes everything too seriously
likes to gripe

and I was dismayed to see your
 fake
ridiculous
unrealistic
childish

photo. I think this page is
a waste of time.
an insult to reputable UFO researchers everywhere.
a ludicrous example of self-promoting egomania.

You need to
get a life.
find a hobby.

The photo obviously
 could have been drawn by a five-year old.
was taken by a drunken monkey.

The "UFO" is actually
 a paper plate.
a frisbee on a wire.
an image inserted with PhotoShop.

Furthermore, it is only
 two inches
three feet

long and
has uneven edges.
is a uniform color.
is 2-D.
has uneven windows.
is out of proportion.
the arm is not pointing at the UFO.

Sincerely,
a Nay-Sayer

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