Canto: Freakout Dramatis Personae: roysthompson - an innocent unknown who ventured in Kisaki_Reythe - Reythe the Great Brat_Princess - The Goddess Govynda _-Rain-_ - Rain ^_-KAOS-_^ - Kaos Dash_Deckum - Coren Overview: Sometimes we like to freak out the foreigners a bit. This night in particular got just a little bit out of hand. It's gross, it's rude, it's not inteded for little children, it's completely vile in all it's intricacies....but, damn, it was funny!!! [20:58] roysthompson [~roysthompson@proxy9.talkcity.com] has joined #HellForge [20:58] Hello [20:58] anyone here [20:59] what the hell is hell forge [20:59] Kisaki_Reythe [~okugi@proxy10.talkcity.com] has joined #HellForge [20:59] Brat_Princess sets mode: +o Kisaki_Reythe [20:59] i know your here please talk [20:59] evening Rey [20:59] hi vyn [21:00] are your cramps better? [21:00] oh..yeah [21:01] sorry i,bothered you [21:01] wash my undies when your through with them, kay? [21:01] i took some mydol [21:01] _-Rain-_ [~RAIN@proxy7.talkcity.com] has joined #HellForge [21:01] Brat_Princess sets mode: +o _-Rain-_ [21:01] <_-Rain-_> who the hell is roy? [21:01] thee you are rain [21:02] <_-Rain-_> so, roy, you new around here? [21:02] yes [21:02] Rey, hope the blood stains come out. [21:02] _-Rain-_ scratches his ass, damned hemorroids... [21:03] say, how's that leporacy coming? [21:03] CRAMPS ARE BAD NEWS [21:03] <_-Rain-_> hey, roy, how are your Nightly Emissions? [21:03] lost another fingernail. might be in those undies i let you borrow [21:03] <_-Rain-_> do you stain your sheets often? [21:03] i heard you've started losing your hair vyn [21:03] i'll look [21:03] the names Cheryl and no i stain my husband [21:03] yeah, going bald by the minutes [21:03] hey! why's Rain's name on the undies? [21:04] <_-Rain-_> me? I stain my underwear, and my mom finds them, and she likes licking the sperm out of my boxers...it turns her on [21:04] GAG [21:04] shhh and i won't have to give them back to him. they're all pink and lacey, and i like them [21:04] <_-Rain-_> then we sometimes make out [21:04] <_-Rain-_> and we invite my sister [21:04] how old are you rain [21:05] rain, why didn't you tell me you liked wearing pink and lacey undergarments? [21:05] Rain? [21:05] <_-Rain-_> I'm about 12 [21:05] ^_-KAOS-_^ [~b@proxy6.talkcity.com] has joined #HellForge [21:05] _-Rain-_ sets mode: +o ^_-KAOS-_^ [21:06] <_-Rain-_> my mom is about 60 [21:06] <^_-KAOS-_^> Thank you [21:06] Bull shit [21:06] <_-Rain-_> we love having sex, especially when my dad's around [21:06] <_-Rain-_> I'm sorry, I don't like that language [21:06] <_-Rain-_> wanna hear about my duct tape and spam adventure? [21:07] rain! i thought you were to keep quiet about us! [21:07] <^_-KAOS-_^> I find taking it up the ass to be very relaxing [21:07] <_-Rain-_> one day, we wrapped my cat in duct tape, and then we ripped it off so that my pussy only had little splotches of fur... [21:07] You need to change your way of talking about your mother anyway someday she'll be gone [21:07] Dash_Deckum [~I'mAnOriginalCharact@proxy3.talkcity.com] has joined #HellForge [21:07] <_-Rain-_> you're right Roy [21:07] <^_-KAOS-_^> To hell with her!! Glad when she will be gone [21:07] <_-Rain-_> wanna join in [21:08] <_-Rain-_> yeah, then me and KAOS can have sex [21:08] ^_-KAOS-_^ readies his boot [21:08] <^_-KAOS-_^> Woo-Hoo! [21:08] <^_-KAOS-_^> The greatest thing I heard all day [21:08] Kisaki_Reythe sets mode: +o Dash_Deckum [21:08] <_-Rain-_> but anyways [21:08] Im 29 and my mother is gone and i still cry and miss her [21:08] thanx [21:09] <_-Rain-_> we gave my poor shaved pussy a spam bath [21:09] <_-Rain-_> and then it ate the spam [21:09] <_-Rain-_> and it coughed up little spam balls all over my mom [21:09] <^_-KAOS-_^> Well my mother will not be living much longer, in fact they should be finishing up the ritual right now. [21:09] <_-Rain-_> and my mom eats them, cause she thinks they taste even better than the Nightly Emissions on my boxers [21:09] wat do you mean [21:09] <_-Rain-_> hey, KAOS, isn't my dad performing that ritual [21:09] what [21:09] <_-Rain-_> the ritual, roy [21:10] <^_-KAOS-_^> Yeah, with my dad and brother. [21:10] <_-Rain-_> you don't know? [21:10] <_-Rain-_> poor roy... [21:10] <^_-KAOS-_^> More of a sacrifice really [21:10] <_-Rain-_> yeah [21:10] <_-Rain-_> we tie down the offering [21:10] <_-Rain-_> then we cut her a thousand times with a poisoned dagger [21:10] What ritual and im Cheryl [21:10] <_-Rain-_> we then rip her guts open, and pour alcohol into her steaming intestines [21:11] <^_-KAOS-_^> A ritual sacrifice to an old god [21:11] <_-Rain-_> and then we all grab our forks and start eating away at her stomach and pancreas [21:11] <^_-KAOS-_^> To appease it, the most powerful entity, as they did in the old days [21:11] you guys arent serious are you [21:11] <_-Rain-_> yes, we are [21:11] <_-Rain-_> very serious [21:11] <_-Rain-_> we must chant to our god, Maat, while eating the victims guts [21:11] are you devil worshipprs [21:11] <^_-KAOS-_^> Me I do not know, I leave my shrink to answer those questions [21:11] <_-Rain-_> sometimes her genitals are made into a fine wine [21:12] <^_-KAOS-_^> NO!!! [21:12] <_-Rain-_> we don't worship the devil [21:12] <_-Rain-_> ...much [21:12] are you guys devil worshippers [21:12] <^_-KAOS-_^> The devil is a friend, we would never worship him [21:12] <_-Rain-_> we follow the path of darkness set by Maat [21:12] goodness [21:12] <_-Rain-_> the devil is another tool of Maat [21:12] MAAT who is that [21:12] <_-Rain-_> we all enjoy partaking in the blood of the sacrifice [21:12] <_-Rain-_> our god, fool [21:12] <^_-KAOS-_^> Hey Foxy Brat, what happened to you? [21:13] <^_-KAOS-_^> The most powerful entitiy [21:13] Dont call me fool [21:13] <^_-KAOS-_^> Ok bitch [21:13] <_-Rain-_> well, you are, because you don't follow the path of darkness set forth by our god [21:13] <_-Rain-_> perhaps you shall be our next sacrifice...? [21:13] Fuck you you little pervered creep [21:13] <_-Rain-_> PREPARE THE ALTAR! [21:13] <^_-KAOS-_^> No [21:13] Kisaki_Reythe changes topic to "ALL HAIL MAAT!" [21:13] <_-Rain-_> language! [21:13] <^_-KAOS-_^> It is not right [21:13] <_-Rain-_> how horrible... [21:14] <^_-KAOS-_^> She has not been "blessed" yet [21:14] <_-Rain-_> my virgin ears shall not be subjected to this [21:14] <_-Rain-_> ahh yes [21:14] i forgot you are to young to hear that [21:14] <_-Rain-_> the blessing ritual! [21:14] <^_-KAOS-_^> Now please strip naked so that you may be blessed with blood and other things [21:15] _-Rain-_ chuckles...other things... [21:15] no thanks [21:15] <_-Rain-_> oh, but you must [21:15] <^_-KAOS-_^> Aww come one, be a pal [21:15] <_-Rain-_> otherwise, you'll have to leave [21:15] ^_-KAOS-_^ readies his boot [21:16] i would rather leave than play your little games [21:16] <_-Rain-_> well, stay and play? or leave? [21:16] <_-Rain-_> have it youyr way, there's the door! [21:16] <^_-KAOS-_^> Here let me decide for you [21:16] _-Rain-_ points to the black portal [21:16] i dont know how to play any way [21:16] ^_-KAOS-_^ has kicked roysthompson from #HellForge (Then all that was saw was whiteness) [21:16] <^_-KAOS-_^> brb [21:16] Brat_Princess applauds [21:16] <_-Rain-_> DAMMIT!!! [21:16] roysthompson [~roysthompson@proxy9.talkcity.com] has joined #HellForge [21:16] <_-Rain-_> DAMMIT! [21:16] <_-Rain-_> DAMMIT! [21:16] <_-Rain-_> DAMMIT! [21:16] <_-Rain-_> DAMMIT! [21:16] thanks princess bride [21:17] <_-Rain-_> wb, I thought you were leaving? [21:17] princess bride? [21:17] notbecause you put me ou [21:17] _-Rain-_ really needs to use the restroom... [21:17] im sorry [21:17] _-Rain-_ unzips his pants, and proceeds to piss on roy's clothes [21:17] i got your name wrong [21:18] <_-Rain-_> wanna have sex, hot mama...? [21:18] did you put your finger in yor ass and yell black snake to find it [21:18] _-Rain-_ moves in and licks all over Roy's urine-stained clothes [21:18] <_-Rain-_> I WANT YOUR BODY, NOW! [21:19] You woudnt know what to do with a woman if youhad one [21:19] <_-Rain-_> wanna bet? [21:19] bet [21:19] although bigamy is illeagal, i don't need it shoved into my face. i realize that a serial bride is an offense, but just don't make fun of me for it! it's your narrowmindednes trhat makes hermaphroditic bigamists like me want to shoot everyone! princess bride....hmpf! [21:19] <_-Rain-_> but, you're right, you probably get more women than I do [21:20] i am a woman and i dont get women [21:20] preparing your boot again boys? [21:21] <_-Rain-_> Well, Roy Toy, it's been real, but I'm ready for a normal conversation with my friends. You've been being toyed with by me, Fearless Leader Rain, and my team of professional assassins, Reythe, Vynda, Coren, and KAOS! Thanks for your stay, and enjoy your exit! [21:21] _-Rain-_ has kicked roysthompson from #HellForge (We're weird, but YOU'RE the one with the footprint in your butt) [21:21] <_-Rain-_> oops [21:21] <_-Rain-_> my finger slipped... [21:21] <_-Rain-_> so, how's everyone doing? [21:21] heheh [21:21] fine. why was that creature thanking me? [21:21] <^_-KAOS-_^> I am back!!! [21:22] <^_-KAOS-_^> What did I miss? [21:22] <_-Rain-_> scroll up partner [21:22] You make me sick!...hehe [21:22] _-Rain-_ and KAOS are the best when it comes to annoying, grossing out, pissing off, or just plain being weird to other people! [21:22] testify [21:22] _-Rain-_ throws back his black cape, and takes a seat in his throne [21:23] most definitely agreed with that [21:23] <_-Rain-_> my mom came in here in the midle of that [21:23] <_-Rain-_> I had to click out for a few mins. [21:23] <_-Rain-_> it was close... [21:23] ^_-KAOS-_^ bows and applauds at the same time [21:23] <^_-KAOS-_^> That was funny [21:24] ^_-KAOS-_^ sighs [21:24] <_-Rain-_> KAOS, we ARE the best at what we do... [21:24] <_-Rain-_> where did you come up with that ritual crap? [21:24] <_-Rain-_> ROFL [21:24] <^_-KAOS-_^> I do not know....kinda came to me... [21:24] <^_-KAOS-_^> hehehe [21:25] <_-Rain-_> yeah, I caught your hint in there, and went with it, turned out rather nice [21:25] <_-Rain-_> heehee [21:25] _-Rain-_ smiles demonically [21:25] _-Rain-_ is in a great mood now [21:25] <^_-KAOS-_^> I agree, we are the best no? lol [21:25] <_-Rain-_> lol [21:25] <^_-KAOS-_^> WE need to do that more often [21:25] <_-Rain-_> sorry if we grossed you guys out... [21:25] <^_-KAOS-_^> Scratch that caps of the E in we [21:26] <_-Rain-_> good idea [21:26] _-Rain-_ sets mode: +nt-mi [21:26] _-Rain-_ changes topic to "FEARLESS LEADER SPEAKS!" [21:26] <^_-KAOS-_^> Hey you guys can wake up [21:26] <_-Rain-_> from now on [21:26] <_-Rain-_> we try to scare the hell out of everyone who comes in here [21:26] <_-Rain-_> and we'll go in rder [21:27] <_-Rain-_> order even [21:27] Dash_Deckum goes to sleep [21:27] <_-Rain-_> from the top of the list, going down [21:27] <^_-KAOS-_^> I think we seriously grossed out the peanut gallery rain [21:27] <_-Rain-_> me too [21:27] <_-Rain-_> ah, well, what can you do? [21:27] _-Rain-_ chuckles [21:27] <_-Rain-_> truly evil are we [21:27] ^_-KAOS-_^ shrugs and laughs