WELCOME TO HERMAN'S ADVENTURES!!!

CLICK HERE FOR HERMAN'S FIRST ADVENTURE!!!!


CLICK HERE FOR MATT SELVA'S FIRST SUBMISSION!


CLICK HERE FOR THE SECOND SUBMISSION OF MATT SELVA!


CLICK HERE FOR MATT'S THIRD SUBMISSION!


CLICK HERE FOR ELISE EDSON'S FIRST SUBMISSION


HERMAN'S FIRST ADVENTURE!!


THIS IS HERMAN: HE IS OUR MAIN CHARACTER. HE IS FROM A PLANET 40,000 LIGHTYEARS AWAY FROM OUR PLANET, EARTH. ONE DAY HE WAS SELECTED TO GO TO EARTH ON A DIPLOMATIC MISSION. THIS MISSION WAS TO MAKE PEACE WITH US AND TO MAKE US UNDERSTAND MORE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE. DOING THIS WOULD MAKE ALL LIVING CREATURES ON THE TWO PLANETS BE HAPPIER FOR THE REST OF THEIR EXISTANCE. BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG, A SMALL METEOR FRAGMENT CAUGHT INTO HERMAN'S ENGINE! HERMAN WAS FALLING AS FAST AS A GIANT METEOR PLUMETING TOWARDS A PLANET BELOW, WHICH IS WHAT HERMAN WAS DOING AT THE TIME. HERMAN STRUGGLED TO SAVE HIMSELF AND THE SHIP BUT TO NO SUCCESS. BUT THEN, SUDDENLY, HERMAN GOT THE METEOR CHUNK OUT AND HE PULLED UP JUST IN TIME TO RUN INTO A MOUNTAIN INSTEAD OF THE GROUND. NOW HERMAN IS STRANDED ON A VAST, UNEXPLORED PLANET WHERE ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN........

NATIVES OF THE PLANET!

THIS ADVENTURE WAS SUBMITTED BY MATT SELVA OF FORT KENT, MAINE.

HERMAN HAS BEEN SEARCHING FOR FOOD AND OTHER ESSENTIALS WHEN HE SLIPPED UPON THE FIRST NATIVES OF THE PLANET....THEY ARE ANIMALS WHO CALL THEMSELVES THE WILD TRIBE OF THE MOO-COWS.


THEY ACCEPT HERMAN INTO THEIR TRIBE BUT THEY COULD BE EVIL OR DANGEROUS........

ACCEPTANCE OF THE MOO-COWS

THIS ADVENTURE WAS SUBMITTED BY MATT SELVA OF FORT KENT, MAINE.

HERMAN THOUGHT HE WAS ACCEPTED INTO THE TRIBE BUT HE WAS WRONG.. THEY WERE ACTUALLY PREPARING HIM TO DO THE ACCEPTANCE CEREMONY OF THE COW TRIBE. THIS WAS THE DANCE OF A THOUSAND UDDERS!!!!!! IF HERMAN MESSED UP ON THIS HE'D BE KILLED.....HE'D GET HURT TOO!! HERMAN WENT OUTSIDE NEAR A BURNING CAMPFIRE....HE WATCHED AS THE COWS DANCED AND THEN HERMAN NOTICED THAT THE DANCE WAS HIS HOME PLANET'S CEREMONIAL DANCE TOO!! HERMAN DID IT WITHOUT FLAW. (YOU MAY NOT KNOW THE DANCE THOUGH.....BUT YOUR PARENTS MIGHT...THE DANCE WAS THE HUSTLE!!) HERMAN GOT TREATED WITH MUCH RESPECT FROM THEN ON BY THE COW TRIBE.

THE MAGICAL POT OF CHEESE.


THIS WAS SUBMITTED BY MATT SELVA AGAIN!

NOW HERMAN IS RESPECTED BY THE MOO-COWS BUT HE STILL IS NOT ON HIS WAY BACK TO EARTH OR TOWARDS HIS PLANET!! HE HAS TALKED TO THE MOO-COW TRIBE LEADER AND HE SAID THAT THE COWS COULD PROBABLY HELP HIM.... IF HERMAN COULD GET THE MAGICAL POT OF CHEESE FROM THE CHEESE LORD!! THE MIGHTY CHEESE LORD WAS LIVING IN THE MAGICAL CHEESE MOUNTAINS.. HERMAN SET OFF WITH SUPPLIES FOR WEEKS TO GO SEARCH FOR THE MAGICAL POT OF CHEESE. HERMAN WAS TO RETURN WHEN HE FOUND THE POT OF CHEESE OR WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF SUPPLIES.....................................

HERMAN AND THE CHEESE LORD.


THIS WAS SUBMITTED BY ELISE EDSON OF MALARKE@AOL.COM!

AFTER SEVERAL DAYS OF SEARCHING IN THE CHEESE MOUNTAINS, HERMAN DETECTED A RATHER UNPLEASANT ODOR IN THE AIR. LIMBURGER. HERMAN KNEW HE WAS GETTING CLOSE. AN ENOURMOUS MOUNTAIN OF CHEDDAR SOON CAME INTO VIEW. HERMAN HAD NEVER SEEN SO MUCH DAIRY-BASED PRODUCE IN HIS LIFE. HERMAN NOTICED A SMALL CAVERN OPENING IN THE SIDE OF THE CHEESE MOUNTAIN AND AFTER BRIEFLY WONDERING HOW MANY COWS HAD LABORED OVER ITS MAKING, HERMAN ENTERED THE CAVE. THE INTERIOR WAS MADE OF A LATE SEVENTEENTH-CENTURY BROICE DESIGN; WHOEVER LIVED THERE HAD EXTRAVAGENT TASTE. HE MADE HIS WAY UP A SPIRAL STAIR, (IT WAS MADE OF SWISS CHEESE DO HE HAD TO WATCH HIS STEP) AND AT THE TOP WAS A DOOR. A BIG DOOR. HERMAN SUMMONED ALL OF HIS STRENGTH AND PUSHED THE DOOR OPEN, REVEALING A THRONE ROOM. AND LOW AND BEHOLD, SITTING IN THE CENTER WAS........THE CHEESE LORD!!!!!! OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT HERMAN ASSUMED SINCE THERE WAS A GUY MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE WEARING A CROWN THAT SAID "CHEESE LORD" ON IT. HERMAN POLITELY INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO THE BIG CHEESE AND EXPLAINED WHY HE HAD COME. "SO, YOU WANT MY MAGICAL POT O' CHEESE, EH? WELL, O.K. I LIKE A GUY WITH TENTACLES INSTEAD OF ARMS AND LEGS." ANSWERED THE CHEESE LORD. THE CHEESE LORD REACHED BEHIND HIS THRONE AND PULLED OUT THE MAGICAL POT O' CHEESE. UPON VIEWING (AND SMELLING) THE MAGICAL POT O' CHEESE HERMAN REALIZED WHERE THAT WHIFF OF BAD DAIRY PRODUCE CAME FROM.......... THE MAGICAL POT O' CHEESE WAS MADE OF LIMBURGER!!! HERMAN THANKED THE CHEESE LORD AND SET OUT WITH THE MAGICAL POT O' CHEESE OR MORE PRECISELY THE MAGICAL POT O' LIMBURGER TUCKED AWAY AS FAR AS POSSIBLE IN HIS SUPPLIES. 
  HERMAN HAS FOUND THE LEGENDARY MAGICAL POT OF CHEESE BUT WHAT IS HE GONNA DO NOW???
WILL HE MAKE IT OUT OF THE CHEESE MOUNTAINS NOW??  OR WILL HE RUN OUT OF SUPPLIES?..........................
ONLY TIME WILL TELL....OR YOU CAN TELL!  IF YOU SUBMIT YOUR ADVENTURE HERE
 YOU CAN GET YOUR NAME NEXT TO YOUR SUBMISSION!! 
 I'LL PUT DOWN ALMOST ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO SO GO TO THE SUBMISSION FORM BACK THERE OR E-MAIL ME AT: fuzzy-wombat@geocities.com.
  SEE YA!!


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