Here comes some dialogues from the film Tombstone. I hope y'all 
enjoy them as much as I do!!


[Doc Holliday is drunkely playing a somber piece on the saloon
piano, and a drunken cowboy is harassing him to play something
by Stephen Foster]

Cowboy: Stephen Foster. "Oh Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen
stinking Foster.
Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well this happens to be a nocturne.
Cowboy: A what?
Doc Holliday: You know, Frédéric fucking Chopin.
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Cowboy: Why, it is the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you 
can't hit nothin'. In fact you're probably seeing double.
[Cowboy draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
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[Wyatt Earp has just found out that the devil is played by a woman]

Wyatt Earp: Well, I be damned!
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.